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Severus Snape

one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men dumbledore has ever known.
Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met
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server

1. A program which provides some service to other (client) programs. The connection between client and server is normally by means of message passing, often over a network, and uses some protocol to encode the client's requests and the server's responses. The server may run continuously (as a daemon), waiting for requests to arrive or it may be invoked by some higher level daemon which controls a number of specific servers (inetd on Unix). There are many servers associated with the Internet, such as those for Network File System, Network Information Service (NIS), Domain Name System (DNS), FTP, news, finger, Network Time Protocol. On Unix, a long list can be found in /etc/services or in the NIS database "services". See client-server.

2. A computer which provides some service for other computers connected to it via a network. The most common example is a file server which has a local disk and services requests from remote clients to read and write files on that disk, often using Sun's Network File System (NFS) protocol or Novell Netware on IBM PCs.
All information accessible via the Internet is stored on one of several different types of a server.
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severus

Sexy hot man who chills and thrills with his silky voice, precise movements with talented hands and snarky temper.
You know you've encountered a severus when he can make you come with his words alone.
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take several seats

When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.
Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats
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Severin

A Severin is the most beautiful form of boy. He is kind. He is gentle, yet he is strong. He is not afraid to love which only makes someone love him more. He has no value, but you give him your heart because he earns it.
"I'd never seen a Severin before, hes perfect and I love him!"
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Albus Severus Potter

The son of Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley. He has one brother, James Potter (named after his late grandfather), and one sister, Lily Potter(named after her late grandmother). He is named after two late headmasters of the wizarding school, Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore, and Severus Snape, both of whom held close relationships with his father, Harry Potter. Last we heard, he was entering his 1st year of Hogwarts, and very worried that he might be placed in the Slytherin house instead of the preferred Gryfindor.
Man, i wish J.K. Rowling told us more about Albus Severus Potter before ending the series.
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Severus Snape

A severely snarky Wizard who is a Master at potion brewing. He is an ex-Death Eater who has spent more than a decade spying for a group of "good" Wizards known as the Order of the Phoenix.

He can be described as having shoulder-length, greasy black hair; a long hooked nose; black, lightless eyes; sallow skin; and being skinny and "bat-like" (due to his billowing black robes).

Severus Snape is the former potions instructor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. His contract for teaching at the institution ended at the death of his employer. While Severus Snape was indeed the one who cast the curse that killed the late Headmaster of Hogwarts, there has been much debate about wether or not Severus had a choice in the matter. This writer believes that, while Severus may be a horridly cruel man with a haunting past, he would never commit such an act without an extremely good reason.

Severus Snape was a harsh instructor at the school to all but students in his own house (Slytherin).
Severus appears to hate all in his path, but this writer believes his heart is not as cold as it is made out to be.

There are five main catergories of attitudes towards Severus Snape:
Catergory 1: "Meh" You could care less if he was in the book or not. If he dies, great... if not, great. You hardly noticed him until the end of the 6th book and you still don't care what happens to him.

Catergory 2: "That evil @*&%ing bastard!" You are similar to the "meh" catergory, except that at the end of the 6th book, you wanted his blood.

Catergory 3: "I KNEW he was evil!! See? I TOLD you!!" You've 'known' all along that Severus was "evil" and have never liked him. Some of you may even have little voodoo Severus dolls with pins in the private.

Catergory 4: "OMG!!!11!! Snape is soooo hottt!!111!!!" You are the most feared of them all. You think of Severus Snape as the Alan Rickman portrayal you see in the movies. Silky voice, dark past, cool demeanor.... pure sex to you. You're most likely ditzy "blondes" (in the bad sense of the term... can also be ditzy brunette, red-head, etc. Hair colour has NOTHING to do with intelligence) or goth wannabes with pictures of vampires and dead animals on your walls. Get. A. Life.

Catergory 5: "Severus is awesome. So much friggin' junk on his plate and he gets treated like a dog with fleas. Stupid idiots." A MUCH more toned down version of catergory 4. He may be your favourite character or not, but you respect him. You know he's gone through twelve piles of stinking elephant dung for the Light and the fact he gets treated like said piles infuriates you. You'd like to scream at Harry to pull his head out of his arse for one moment to stop and think that he and Severus went through the same thing withing hours of each other (Harry being forced to give the potion to Albus.... Severus being forced to kill his employer and friend). You know he has dark secrets and you like him INSPITE of that fact, not BECAUSE of it (like those in catergory 4).
In the minds of two great Wizards... Severus Snape and Albus Dumbledore:
Severus: Draco! No, I knew he wouldn't be able to cast the curse. Then that means... NO! I can't do it. I won't!

Albus: "Severus... Please." You can't break your vow to either Narcissa or me. You know that.

Severus:There has to be another..

Albus: You question my judgement?

Severus: I.. of course not, Albus. "Avada Kedevra!"
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