Bubble Session

The amount of time that a person leaves an object lodged in their urethra when they are Bubbling.

"I'm starting my first 48 hour Bubble Session today!"

by SkippyJohnJones June 26, 2019

bose session

when a person uses the bose headphones while jerking off in his/her room so his roomates cant hear his porn or him slapping his hog. Most commonly used in dormitories.

I walked in his room and his pants were at his ankles, laptop in front his face, and headphones on his head. He was having a serious bose session.

by John Lindley January 6, 2008

Dump Session

When a group of males go accompany each other to take shits at the same time. This usually occupies all of the stalls in a public bathroom, and occasionally spreads to urinals and, in the extreme, sinks.

Bro 1: Yo man i have to take a dump.

Bro 2: Dude, me too!

Bro 3: Me three!

Bro 1: Yo lets go pull a dump session in the school bathroom!

by Agatster February 14, 2009

Jeff Sessions

A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.

"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

fuck session

A prescheduled time in which two or more people engage in sexual intercourse, normally on a regular basis.

Mike's weekly fuck session with his girlfriend is right after he gets back from church.

I wanted to study in the lounge, but Jim and Kelly were having a fuck session when I got there.

We missed our normal fuck session because she had other plans.

by Noraa Rialb December 17, 2009

session beer

A beer that is low in alcohol and has a balanced flavor of both hops and malt. The purpose being so that it can be drank over a long session of time with out overwhelming the palate or getting the drinker too intoxicated.

A light-bodied summer ale would make a good session beer.

by OregonBeerMan July 12, 2006

Pack Session

When a large group of people get together and talk about eachother.

Mike: Yo you the ugliest nigga i ever seen.
Sean: Ooh so you trynna pack?
Mike: Hell yeah.
Tori: It's pack session time.

by vixen221 May 30, 2010