sesame street sex

The act of putting on a tivo'd sesame street episode to distract the kiddies long enough for the adults to go have sex.

After we feed the kids lunch, lets have some sesame street sex.

by Spike O'Malley January 10, 2008

Sesame Street Special

When you vomit undigested alphabet soup.

I heard John's kid let loose a Sesame Street Special all over him last night.

by chrominian January 20, 2018

sesame balls

Rubbing sesame oil (or another substance that smells of sesame) onto a scrotum. Done to encourage licking and to generally enhance pleasure gained from oral sex.
Considered as a fetish by some.

Ben: "Oh, dude, I totally gave myself sesame balls for Susan last night. She loved it."
Richard: "I find it more enjoyable when the girl gives me sesame balls, you know?"

by Grand_Nagus April 17, 2011

Sesame Street Comedy

A comedy that isn't really a comedy but is in fact there to teach a life lesson or something stupid like that.

Franco: Hey Jimmy did you see "I love you Man"?

Jimmy: Yeah, it sucked. It was a little funny but was mostly a Sesame Street Comedy. I learned about love and life and almost vomited.

by Franco55 March 29, 2009

sesame street bagel

Symbol of cognitive dissonance whereby expectation overrides reality. Stemming from the example "I ordered a Sesame Street bagel and they gave it to me with sesame seeds."

That dude was straight up Sesame Street Bagelin' it through life.

by Slammabammawhenahamma April 11, 2015

Open Sesame Burger

A special, open-faced burger served on a sesame seed bun

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Open Sesame Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Sesame Street Me

When you fuck someone with puppets or some sort of odd ball creature roleplay sex.

"Sesame street me Jack. Fist me with a fucking muppet hand!"

by ClueMaster July 12, 2017