Viral Separation

When someone would dump their boyfriend or girlfriend, or even their fiancé or fiancée, after they were tested positive for the coronavirus, because they reasoned that any offspring from them might not grow into a healthy person, whose DNA would have been compromised by infected cells, or who might be carriers of yet-to-be-detected corona diseases for future generations.

Guesstimate how many couples worldwide quietly or unexplainably parted ways due to viral separation since the beginning of the pandemic.

by MathPlus March 20, 2022

Bottom Separation

When the mass of lava gathered at the bottom of a lava lamp separates...it's like a drip working against gravity, however, it would be inaccurate to call it a "drip."

see also top drip

Ah...not another bottom separation!

by istandwitness October 6, 2005

premature separation

When you are banging away hard with long strokes and you slip out accidentally, often followed by missing the hole on the way back in and breaking your penis.

"Dude, last night I was at it so hard, but now I can hardly walk, bad case of premature separation, I think I broke it."

by defactoboy July 5, 2019

Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separatio

Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation states that any forum topic that has past its time (has died) has the small chance to break away from the internet underworld (hence the separation) and re-animate itself in zombie form, becoming stronger in its undead form then it was prior to death. This is limited to dead threads, but is not an occurrence that happens with every zombie thread.

I thought that thread was zombified, but due to Jerry's Law of Forum Matter and Separation, it has come back stronger then ever. Word

by youtookmyname June 15, 2008

Titty Separation

When a women's tits are so saggy that they are basically two seperate islands floating in the wind

Guy 1: Did you see Margaret at the party yesterday
Guy 2: Ya, her age has really gained her a bad case of Titty Separation

by 420BlazinBilly March 22, 2015

separation diamond

a small lozenge shaped space located right in the crotch of a person (especially a woman) who is wearing very tight pants - is only visible when looked at from right in front or behind and is usually associated with a cameltoe, hot pants or spandex workout outfits. This phenomenon is usually very erotically stimulating, and is never seen in plus size women, and if seen in men, it creates the same reaction in homosexuals.

you can't beat those "separation diamonds"
-xojackso (chat forum participant) said of a picture of two sexy japanese women wearing red totally form-fitting pants.

by Miles R C Herrington August 4, 2006

separatits

Breasts that are far apart on a woman's chest.

damnnn, that bitch got some separatits.

by randomfuckingletters March 27, 2010