A picture of one's anus taken by one's self. A word that finds its roots from the common term, "selfie".
I gotta go get a slurpee, but first, let me take a selfass!
I just took a shit, let me take a selfass!
I just took a shit, let me take a selfass!
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When a woman refuses to give her man any sexual intercourse due to the fact she is mad sad or just to lazy to satisfy the needs of her male partner.
Male:I would some of that good lovin tonight from you.
Female:Well my day at work pissed me off and you're not doing anything to benefit me so no.
Male:Well damn woman theres no need to be pussy selfish it's no ones fault but your own.
Female:Well my day at work pissed me off and you're not doing anything to benefit me so no.
Male:Well damn woman theres no need to be pussy selfish it's no ones fault but your own.
by G-StringThief February 5, 2014
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You'll take advantage of any socialist programs and claim disability benefits, unemployment benefits, or old age government pensions for yourself, all while complaining about everyone else who does the same.
You'll take advantage of any socialist programs and claim disability benefits, unemployment benefits, or old age government pensions for yourself, all while complaining about everyone else who does the same.
Alice: That person kept posting about how socialism is going to corrupt America, yet now they're posting that Social Security benefits for seniors should be increased.
Bob: That's selfishism for you.
Bob: That's selfishism for you.
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Get the Selfish Cunt mug.Joe has not had any interest in girls for the past month since his weight lifting had begun to show results. Some say he is now a selfosexual because he looks at himself in mirrors whenever he gets the chance.
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2) A person who is greedy with their masturbatory habits. A selfish wanker will steal a communal porn collection, steal the only box of tissues remaining in the house, even steal a picture of your own dear mother to wank over. They care nothing for the feelings or masturbation plans of others. They will even turn up late to meetings and dates because of their five knuckle shuffling, but will never ever call and explain the delay. Wanking will always come first to these people. A truly selfish wanker will even prefer the touch of their own hairy palm to the touch of another human being.
2) A person who is greedy with their masturbatory habits. A selfish wanker will steal a communal porn collection, steal the only box of tissues remaining in the house, even steal a picture of your own dear mother to wank over. They care nothing for the feelings or masturbation plans of others. They will even turn up late to meetings and dates because of their five knuckle shuffling, but will never ever call and explain the delay. Wanking will always come first to these people. A truly selfish wanker will even prefer the touch of their own hairy palm to the touch of another human being.
Steven is a selfish wanker. He sent his girlfriend out to the strip club with his mates so that he could stay in and abuse himself alone.
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