scart

A “Scart” is when a person farts so hard it leaves a scar.

My fart was so forcefull it tore my ass it cause a “Scart”

by Charliecruise69 March 22, 2019

puddle scunt

Is a cracked out meth head that will spread her legs and gapping open mouth for surfing your carpet

scunt puddle scunt

by GOD of LIGHT May 15, 2013

The Scunthorpe Dip

Dipping your herpes infected cock into a glass of red wine, preferable merlot or Sauvignon Cabernet, and then passing the viral plague onto your family and friends.

"My lips hurt"
"Your dad just did the Scunthorpe dip in your wine"

by Lewdawg994 September 23, 2017

Scrutty Bezzler

Basicly meaning "scruffy bastard"
Used by small groups of people in Middlesbrough.

smithy - "Ya fuckin' scrutty bezzler, get a wash."

by fresh prince of bellend April 14, 2009

Scunt

A combination of a skank and a cunt.

Shes such a scunt!

N:Dub is a ignorant scunt

by master of the scunt October 23, 2004

Anal Scrutany

Used to describe the feeling when someone is taking a dump and there are people outside the door and they will not leave. Making the person taking a dump feel very uncomfortable as they are embarrassed about the people outside hearing the noise of the excrement hitting the water in the bowl.

"I swear to god man that party was crazy, people were everywhere, they were even outside the fucking door when I was taking a dump. I got a real bad case of anal scrutany."

by PseudoPseudonym April 23, 2009

scrutty

possessing scrut like qualities; a female bearing genital diseases; anyone from liverpool; Rab C. Nesbitt

Mate you banged that scrutty crackwhore?
She was fucking scruttalicious

by weaver April 13, 2005