slurfed

When you fall asleep with your hands on your keyboard and continue to scroll down or up a webpage.

I slurfed all the way through the a section of the urban dictonary

by demonpeepers April 12, 2011

Snurfed

When you laugh while drinking and it comes out of your nose.

"Dude I was drinking my millk and Timmy told this hilarious joke and it came out of my nose"

"Brah you totally snurfed"

by KnockingDevil May 13, 2016

Scurred

Defined as a typical bitch nigga behavior usually involving being afraid (Scurred) of females.

Yo Izel stop being a scurred ass nigga, just invite Melanie to the party.

by El Struggler March 22, 2019

ScuffedCraft

An scuffed version of Minecraft made by the creator of this sentence.

I like ScuffedCraft! It's just like old Minecraft!

by TREE(?) January 7, 2022

Smurfed

smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.

Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!

by mike October 14, 2003

scuffed steve jobs

Scuffed Steve Jobs is slang for someone who consumes unhealthy amounts of soy, and likes to kiss other men even more than the typical gay guy.

Guy 1: *kisses person next to him*

Guy 2: Man, you are such a Scuffed Steve Jobs!

by FireSSJ February 16, 2019

Smurfed

To ejaculate in ones hair therefore creating a little smurf's hat. It should be white. If it comes out Papa Smurf colour, see a doctor.

Whilst enjoying fellatio my new spouse esposed a fetish for semen in her hair. So I smurfed her.

by kevin forever May 28, 2006