scrumpin

(v) scrumpin (skrump-in)
the act of consuming alcoholic beverages or other toxins in massive quantitys bringing you to a state of mind beyond drunk, crunk, high, blazed, faded, etc. one can only fully understand scrumpin when they have no other word to express their state of mind except scrumpin.

drinking at 10 am your gonna be scrumpin

drink of choice 4 loko your gonna be scrumpin

SCRUMP ON

scrumpin

by dieseldouglas March 26, 2010

anal scrumping

The practice of taking several anal virginities during one night.

Geoff: Off out for the night?
John: Yeah, going to do a bit of anal scrumping.
Geoff: You dirty bastard.

by Richard Hannay November 4, 2015

strumbling

The slow, wobbly walk when you are drunk, but in no rush to get to your next location.

Alice: "Why is Duncan walking like that?"
Jen: "I'm not sure."
Alice: "Are you going to fall?"

Duncan: "Naw, I'm just strumbling."

by Jenk154 July 6, 2011

Scumping

Scumping; verb

A term that refers to when you are afraid (scared), and aroused (cumming), which is scumming - but also, simping for the source of your scumming, at the same time, resulting in scumping.

Eugh, what was that noise you made? Derek, did you just scump? Guys, Derek is scumping! Ew!

by kyrthrix December 17, 2020

funky scrumpin

Sexual relations; the act of having sexual relations

"Ain't no funky scrumpin up in here"
-Snoop Dogg

by Carter May 7, 2005

scrubbling

the act of farting while sitting flat on a wooden floor or other hard surface.

Will you stop that scrubbling? It stinks....

by bread infection December 30, 2005

scrumping

When a man and a woman must get it on, the redneck term is used when two people leave a party to do the deed quickly and return with knowing nods to their friends. Best done in a truck and in the woods.

I left a bonfire once with a girl to scrump (verb) in the woods breifly only to return and contimue with the party. So the act of scrumping would be defined as a quicky in an strange place during a strange time

by teveler December 26, 2005