a fat nasty broke man wit no friends most likely or just one retarded friend who aint willing to get up off his lazy foodstamp collectin ass and make somthin of his life. His mammy be drivin him around or his uncle and aunt and he dont know shit about ladies or how to get one. He gona be fat broke and on welfare his whole damn life cause he to lazy and has no self worth to make somethin of himself.
by defjamjf February 26, 2005
Get the scrubmug. A derogatory term for males losers with no direction in life, used in the chorus of a 1990s Top 20 hit song.
Ritalin-junkie "gamers" who were probably born in the 90s use it in place of "noob" without realizing how it makes them sound like a valley girl. Because they're too young to remember valley girls.
No one with a life uses either term, except in jest.
Ritalin-junkie "gamers" who were probably born in the 90s use it in place of "noob" without realizing how it makes them sound like a valley girl. Because they're too young to remember valley girls.
No one with a life uses either term, except in jest.
by Dmitri B. January 20, 2011
Get the scrubmug. A guy who's just really uncool and dweebish. Usually obsessed with video games and pretending to be cool. They congregate in groups of likeminded individuals, often speaking to girls and hopelessly hitting on them. The girls who are nice enough to talk usually get sucked in and asked strange questions, "oh do you have a vagina, ahahahahahah" these girls are unfortunate and end up picking bad friendships and being exiled slowly from more original groups. Scrubs are mainly very strange, think they are cool, being neither, a majority are failing at life, being unpopular and spending all they're time wasting instead of studying like smarter, hard working boys do
by SwegInABox April 29, 2015
Get the Scrubmug. 1. Some that has no life.
2. A bum.
3. Someone that just sits around all day and gets nothing accomplished.
2. A bum.
3. Someone that just sits around all day and gets nothing accomplished.
by FreeTrial4DeatH June 26, 2007
Get the scrubmug. She wont pick up her phone; i need to know what time she got the tickets for. She is acting like such a scrub!!
by istayfly8 July 14, 2011
Get the scrubmug. A scrub is someone who fails at life.
There are 3 main characteristics of a scrub:
1. Failure in all aspects of life
2. Always setting himself up to be ridiculed
3. Most scrubs will attempt to downplay their scrubbiness by accusing others of being scrubs. Don't listen, they're still a scrub.
You know who the scrubs are. Anyone who commonly makes mistakes, yet thinks he's deep. That's a scrub.
There are 3 main characteristics of a scrub:
1. Failure in all aspects of life
2. Always setting himself up to be ridiculed
3. Most scrubs will attempt to downplay their scrubbiness by accusing others of being scrubs. Don't listen, they're still a scrub.
You know who the scrubs are. Anyone who commonly makes mistakes, yet thinks he's deep. That's a scrub.
Take a look at that scrub, walking around with his backpack open.
I did not do to well on that test, but boy, I'm sure glad I'm not a scrub.
To a scrub:
Hey try scrubbing off a little bit of that brown stuff on your nose.
I did not do to well on that test, but boy, I'm sure glad I'm not a scrub.
To a scrub:
Hey try scrubbing off a little bit of that brown stuff on your nose.
by ichibankotoba February 2, 2010
Get the scrubmug. Somebody who strives to do worse than all your prior expectations, until you have none. They make an art of slacking and finding short-cuts through anything. They are generally seen as average, pathetic humanoids, but in reality they are much, much more. Their energy is infectious which is necessary when fighting the tryhard syndrome! Long live the scrubs.
xc girls: what a nice, easy run out! we just ran 10 miles without sweating! then we went to the workout room? wadabout u?
scrubs: uh...same
scrubs: uh...same
by mynameismatt December 16, 2012
Get the Scrubmug.