scrotchberry

The fruit which is obtained through scratching ones dick.

Johnny ate a scrotchberry.

by Aaron July 21, 2003

two dollar scratchie

When you have a bitter break up or disagreement with your partner and their name becomes a non-speakable word, substitute it for "two dollar scratchie". If anyone says their actual name instead of the substituted "two dollar scratchie" - they gotta buy you one!

"Two Dollar Scratchie" is such an arsehole, I can't believe he cheated on me.

by two dollar scratchy hater May 14, 2009

Scoohie Rat

A hood rat, slut, hoe, bitch all in one

If im a hood rat, then u a scoohie rat

by Young-Jreal November 7, 2006

Scooching

Action of a dog running his ass across a carpet

Fido is scooching on my Ikea rug

by J Conde October 27, 2005

Scoochie Butt

When a dog runs in a playful manner in a slightly hunched position with it’s hind end tucked slightly.

Every time we wash our dog Cubby, he’s so happy afterward he zips all over the house doing “scoochie butt”.

by Charlie B'Hoink July 2, 2011

Scouchie

An article of clothing only Danny Scoular would wear; or, a clothing style that only Danny Scoular would endorse (Syn. ugly; Ant. fashionable)

That royal purple shirt is soooo scouchie!

by jimmy mandrin November 17, 2004

scroobie

A new player to MTGO that makes screwy message board posts. Conjunction of screwy + newbie. Also, an adjective to describe a post by such a player.

Commonly shortened to 'scroob'.

That post is totally scroobie, dude. What's the account creation date of the scroob that wrote it?

Scroob on, loser!

by MTGO player April 22, 2008