Scrotum cozies

Ever been lost in the arctic circle with your balls freezing off? Fear not! Scrotum cozies provide a warm, stylish home for your testicular regions. Just slip the fitted fabric over those precious gems and march off to the unknown!

Wife- " honey! Did u remember to pack your scrotum cozies? We don't want a repeat last trip."
Husband- "yes dear!"

by El domarino July 4, 2014

Scrotemeal

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

scrot notcher

Someone who boasts about having their testicles sucked.

Don't go home with Dave, he's a scrot notcher

by Kris Taylor September 10, 2005

scrotum licker

A sycophant, or person who enjoys ass kissing, to achieve social gain

Drake is a scrotum licker to Lil Wayne

by cjaywill August 13, 2011

scroll 'n' lol

Surfing on a funny image-based website for a long time without any facial expression - sometimes interrupted by slightly smiling or gasping.

Mostly done whenever you actually have lots of things to be done.

-Dude, are you again sittin' all night in front of this 9gag-website?
-Yeah.. I've an assignment due tomorrow.
-Great bro, scroll 'n' lol!

-What are you doing?
-Nothing, just scroll 'n' lol.

by mr.ukas October 24, 2012

scrotumed

Getting hit so hard in the nut sack that you don't have the words to describe the pain.

We knew Carl had been scrotumed when he doubled over and could not draw a breath to tell us where it hurt.

by Bob Velvetta June 1, 2017

Scronick

To use any vibrating object to stimulate one's sexual organs.

Dude, I just Scronicked with my XBox controller.

by Someone Anonymous May 6, 2008