scrindle

A miniscule amount of something - to the point where you question whether it is a joke.

Wow! Those noodles cost 99 pennies! However, the silly bitch only gave me a scrindle of meat.

by scrindler July 5, 2022

cunt scrambled

When eggs are poured inside of a woman's vagina where they are held there for a various period of time to scramble before being excreted onto a plate or slice of toast. A popular breakfast dish amongst horny older men

Customer: just some eggs on toast plz
Waitress: how would you like your eggs cooked?
Customer: cunt scrambled please

by so potato September 30, 2014

sprangled

A state of utter drunkenness in which the person inflicted is off their face, yet happy and usually sprawled in a horizontal position.

Sam *mumbles* 'Guys I'm fucking sprangled'

by Chiliconnorcarne October 20, 2013

scrambled eggs between the legs

a woman's pussy

she likes to show off her scrambled eggs between the legs.

by Marcy January 28, 2004

The Scrambled Egg

When you ease an egg into the ass of your girl, then you fuck her pussy so hard it actually scrambles in her ass! Then you feed it to the neighbors kids!

The scrambled egg popped up agin! The whole neighborhood is eating cereal now!

by DukeEfan June 5, 2018

stranded

In some cases the term stranded is referring to the web series Stranded in L.A.

Me: Did you see the new stranded?
My Friend: I did!
Me: I really did not need to see his balls.
My Friend: Ha!

by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013

scrindle

crack of your arse

Ive got an itchy scrindle

by Just a concerned citizen August 22, 2003