scouser

Horrible cunts from the biggest shithole that is liverpool. The lads wear shellsuits, and in every sentence say "la". Make sure you have a umbrella with you as they spit as they speak. Anyone male who has 3mm longer hair is apparently "gay laaaaaaaa" and they are child killers.
They call people from st. helens woolbacks but they are too thick to realise that the term refers to someone who worked on the docks in the 60's. The women are butt ugly and usally sport quiffs, bleached white hair, and apply their make up with shovels.

" eh up laaaaaaaaa ur a pure woollllll arent ye larrrrrrrrrrr but im a scouser"

by niggsy09 October 8, 2009

Scousers

1) Annoying squeeky fuckers that over-pronouce "ck"'s

2) Thieves

3) Inbred

Most popular phrases said by scousers:

"Stevey Gerrard"

"Fernando Torres"

"Wayne Roo- *Smack*"

by manc_chimp October 16, 2008

Scouser

u make me sick people on here probably havent even been to liverpool and ur sitting there calling them if u took the time to come here u'd know that we dont have perms that went out years ago and were do u get shell suits from and if u must know lascoste is a very expensive brand

who says carm down carm down anymore

by leonie August 27, 2004

scouser

some1 from liverpool, city with less crime and unemployement dan manchester...but we'l stil put a stanley blade across the neck of any fuckin manc

is ryt laddddddddddddddd

by scouser17 July 7, 2005

Scouser

Born to the English city of Liverpool. Have great passion for travel, as witnessed by drug dealers, car thieves and housebreakers throughout the U.K speaking in a silly accent(see Harry Enfied circa 1980 or circa 1980 soap opera Brookside). Might be seen supporting former successful (circa 1980) soccer team Liverpool FC; now sold out to American business men and most famous for inventing the saying "this year will be our year".

Scouse Gits (depiction of scousers, circa 1980)
Bread (comedy circa 1980)
Brookside (circa 1980)

by Cockney Mouser October 10, 2008

scouser

strange creatures from a galaxy far away...liverpool in fact. hobbies include car stealing,mobile phone theft,burglary and generally petty crime. easy to determine who they are due to the shiny lacoste racksuit bottoms with a cabrini hooded sweatshirt,burberry cap and of course black socks pulled up over the trouser bottoms. (females tend to look the same but with huge mock gold plated earrings)

tend to say fruckhen and what ya lhookin at? a hell of a lot

by chazza the lil green alien November 27, 2003

scouser

A person originating from Liverpool

That scouser has stolen my hubcaps!

by Julie April 1, 2004