Stoptional

A STOP sign that, as a result of the time of day, location, or driver's being in an extreme rush, is not considered by the driver to be mandatory.

Mike knew this STOP sign was Stoptional based on how badly he needed to get home and use the bathroom.

by Bucky Gangsta September 21, 2013

scorpion pincher

When a girl pinches a guys dick so hard cum explodes out of it.

Ya Jennifer gave me a real scorpion pincher last night

by Lockzzzzz December 16, 2016

Killer scorpion dumpings

A bowel movement that feels so awful it is as though you are shitting live, angry scorpions.

"Oh man, I just had a ton of hot wings. I'm going to have some serious killer scorpion dumpings tomorrow."

by Rechan December 28, 2008

Full scorpion

When a dude hits the ground in a way that leaves their face on the floor and heels touching the back of their head in the shape of a scorpion.

Dude 1: Did you see when Rob messed up that trick and faceplanted into the pavement?
Dude 2: Yeah, man did a full scorpion

by Toasty Haymaker August 3, 2021

flying scorpion

a scorpion tied to a balloon or "attack zeppelin"

the flying scorpion demotivator has been quoted as saying "scorpion attack zeppelins, and you thought the bear cavalry and skeleton army were bad..."

by apsycogerbil August 8, 2009

Scorpion Punch

To jab your middle finger in someones ass or vagina and then curl the finger and pull out fast.

after a long hard day at work I like to give my wife a good scorpion punch.

by travis Luce February 23, 2004

stoptional

1. The occurence when no other vehicles are around to see you run or roll through the stop sign.
2. Condition of a stop sign or light when one does not care what the other asshole motorists think when he or she has failed to stop.

passenger: You totally blew through that intersection without stopping. Aren't you worried you'll get caught?

driver: The sign was stoptional.

by Guinness Book of World Records April 22, 2009