SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS

Shut ya pork scratchings is a way to shut people up in Britain. It means to shut up and eat pork scratchings

Daughter : I'm gonna sing sherlock by Rebecca fai
Mom: Shut ya pork scratchings

Daughter : it wasn't me

Mom: WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE A YAS

by SHUT YA PORK SCRATCHINGS October 23, 2018

Slouching

The act of leaving an online call or real life location without telling anyone or saying anything

God damnit Peter's always slouching out of discord calls

by GlibHeck February 12, 2018

Seaching

Having no life and staying back at work

That guy, why wont he go home, he's seaching"

by Zegsssss April 15, 2010

Staching

The act of two men rubbing their mustaches together in a sexual or non sexual way.

After a long night of drinking Paul and Todd decided they wanted to push their friendship to the next level by staching.

by KingSoggy July 3, 2019

Scratching Post

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a mans back he is the scratching post.

Dude Mary made me her scratching post last night!

by swimmer2011 January 16, 2010

coaching fiasco

a coach who doesn't have a clue what the fuck he/she is doing.

watching Dawn Lowe coaching is the perfect example of a coaching fiasco.

by yoson3434 January 23, 2011

hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship

two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao

by Sexydimma February 29, 2012