Leenold Schwartzencrander

A superhuman figure having qualities both man-like and mom-like. Able to sense the most miniscule disturbances within a garden space and capable of producing the most irrational logic known to mankind. Her or his goal: Ruining as many lives as inhumanly possible each day through a series of extremely organized agendas.

Did you hear about what Leenold Schwartzencrander did last night?

No, do share.

S/he was found driving a steel blue Toyota Sienna while carrying a shotgun and doing doughnuts in the middle of the high school football field. S/he was shooting every kid in sight.

Oh my God! The cops got her...or him, right?

Hell no. S/he had pre-arranged schedules for each of them so that none could be there to stop her or him. S/he's headed for the state line. Only God knows where s/he'll strike next!

by Randy VonSchnandiDan August 31, 2008

schwaffel nuffer

is a retarded cat with rat teeth

wow what a schwaffel nuffer.

by choofy November 26, 2017

schwafted

the act of being wasted combined with being shafted.

an adj. to describe what happened to you when you got drunk and passed out and your rear end hurts.

that kid got so schwafted last night! did you see that sharpie design on his face?

by anders and angus June 3, 2006

Schaeffer

Man who thinks highly of himself and his butthole he always touches little boys, somtimes masturbting in class.somtimes having sex with kirby.old saggy balls.

come here little boys, (kirby) mk schaeffer

by chad90000 May 2, 2008

Schaffer

When a male's scrotum becomes chaffed and sore.

Ran five miles today, total Schaffer on my balls!

by bellamy November 12, 2013

Schwarf

It is a mix of a Queef and a Shart.

While Kate B. was playing soccer, she Schwarfed as she scored the winning goal.

by Rickaroni July 25, 2008

Schwartzed

When you masturbate too much and it rubs the head of you penis raw

I masturbated like 7 times today and my dick is schwartzed.

by Yo-oprah January 25, 2016