when having sex, the guy pulls out, and cums in a trumpet. After cumming, he plays "when the saints go marching in," splattering the jizz on the girls face.
Kristin: I have when the saints go marching in stuck in my head...
Mike: Well, I have just the dirty schuetter for you!
Mike: Well, I have just the dirty schuetter for you!
by Kalison November 7, 2007
Get the dirty schuetter mug.A goofy son of a bitch with poor circulation. They often have cold feet and a bad backs. Schettler's have a tendency of showing up late and missing the bus. Their diets consist of 95% salads, and they can often be found stuck in a cow pie.
Hey Bruce, do you see that dumb ass rabbit eating all the lettuce in my garden? Let's shoot it!
No, Gregg! That's just Schettler!!
No, Gregg! That's just Schettler!!
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Sarah recieved some serious schusterization last night!! She will be dropping cheese nuggets for weeks!
by nuggziez March 27, 2010
Get the Schusterization mug.Schuylerville is a historical town in Upstate New York. The polluted Hudson River runs parallel to the town. The locals continue to swim in it although it's been proven that cancer rates have increased due to PCBs. These same people ride around on BMX bikes with an estimated 12-30 beers and a 2 grams of marijuana on person. Lock 5 is where all of the scumbags hang out and smoke weed. You can find an empty can of beer anywhere in Schuylerville, even on your front lawn. Although the town itself has begun to get nicer, the number of vagabonds and dead heads has done nothing but increase. There is also a very prominent red neck population. I almost forgot, every girl that lives in Schuylerville is a slut and will sleep with you on command. You may meet the occasional nice person in Schuylerville but it is highly unlikely.
by Heather Culnann June 22, 2011
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by gutteryballs February 3, 2010
Get the scutterbullet mug.(pronounced Shoe-Blur) a Schubler is a person who continuously sticks their nose up at people, aka, a snobby person.
(including but not limited to) a snooty british person, an upperclassman in high school, or perhaps someone who looks down on somebody for living with another out of wedlock. "oh, that guy is such a schubler!"
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