schuberty

1. A brief period during puberty in which one bursts into intense, hiccup-like laughter at the most inappropriate times.
2. The period of life in which Scott Schubert will forever remain.

The young man at his Bar Mitzvah experienced a brief bout of schuberty upon realizing that he was on his way to becoming a man.

by Scott Schubert April 22, 2008

Schuett

Another word for a cum rag

Bill: Damnit Derek, you are the worst roommate I have ever had. Every damn day I come home the trash is full of your schuetts. It makes our dorm reek of a mixture of ammonia and dry spinach

Derek: Sorry man, I haven't had much luck with the whole "finding women" thing...

by speedomannohomo December 23, 2011

Schucks

Meaning the same as "Gosh Darnit" and or, "well that sucks"
Used down in America usually.

Aw "Schucks", I was hoping to go to the game tonight.

by SirReese December 18, 2011

Schua

the opposite of a Chode; an extremely long but skinny penis

Paul stuck it in me but i didnt feel it width-wise because of his Schua.

by holemol October 17, 2008

schuchaskie

a person that is usually having sex, fucks them and walks away. usually drunk blond haired girls.

I cant believe that person is a schuchaskie

by nagek October 19, 2009

schuffofsky

It means 'slacker.'

"I don't really want to do anything right now."
"Gosh. You're being a schuffofsky again"

by churvaness January 12, 2010

schmugly

This describes a person who at least 50% Schmuck and 100% Ugly.

Did you hear that guy, what a schmugly dip shit. I can't believe he just tried to pull that on her again.

by DJ Bubbles May 26, 2010