schadenfreude

German for "happiness at the misfortune of others"

Clapping when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses

Watching figure skaters falling on their asses

Watching people out in the rain

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

Watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in

Being on an elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

Straight A students getting Bs

Exes getting STDs

Waking doormen from their naps

Watching tourists reading maps

Football players getting tackled

CEOs getting shackled

Watching actors never reach the ending of their Oscar speech

Schadenfreude: Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

by Janet Weiss August 26, 2005

Schwade

A hot sexy alpha male, Powerful and majestic, he dominates all in his path

Schwade is a freak in the sheets

by Trenobyll October 5, 2018

schadenfreude

The feeling of pleasure gathered from watching the suffering of another human being.

Remember the enormous pleasure you got watching dad get kicked in the nuts on AFHV in the 80s, or ogling any fat asshole in the world dancing in bikini briefs or redneck on a crotch rocket who smashes his face in on the old log next to the "swimmin' hole" near his dilapidated shack on YouTube? That's schadenfreude... It's what makes you human... Or a very bad person.

by Vice Morris July 29, 2009

Schmades

An informal way to say goodbye.

You're leaving? Alright, schmades

by meebs3 January 6, 2009

Schadenpride

Deriving personal satisfaction from behavior or actions generally regarded as weird, abnormal, or offensive.

Gary took great schadenpride in his gag-inducing elevator fart.

by Bald Evil August 22, 2010

schadenfreugasm

(n.) to have so much joy at another person's misfortune you can barely contain yourself

Dude, yesterday that One-up James we know got shot down by this total hottie... Who put him down by calling him a One-up James! I had the biggest schadenfreugasm you've ever seen.

by 7thAge October 24, 2011

schadenfridge

the pleasure derived from the unfortunate contents of another's refrigerator.

Jim's refrigerator contained nothing but fat free ranch dressing and expired milk. His dinner guests had a brief sense of schadenfridge at the expense of their otherwise well-prepared friend.

by captainsandwich January 2, 2012