Schmooblydong

The word that can most accurately describe the sensation experienced from listening to Barbara Streisand sing the musical works of Celine Dion.

Hayley: "So, how'd the big night turn out?"
Roger: "It was... there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let--let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john."
Hayley: "Wow. That actually does sound really good."
Roger: "Yeah. I'd like that too."

by American Dad! November 3, 2013

schmootz

dirt; filth

The floor was covered with schmootz

by Liana June 15, 2003

Schmoogly Schmoo

A word, meant to screw up cashiers that work at drive-thru windows in fast-food restaurants, that is supposed to represent a mysterious food item on a menu.

Customer: Can I have one large fry, a large coke, and a Schmoogly Schmoo?

Cashier: Sorry, a what?

Customer: One large Coke, a large fry, and one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Sorry, can you repeat the last item?

Customer: Oh, yeah, one Schmoogly Schmoo.

Cashier: Okay... *feels confused due to the fact that clearly she/he is the one with the hearing problem*

*cashier proceeds to insert a mystery item into the bag/register that sounds similar to the phrase "Schmoogly Schmoo"*

by beebsington April 26, 2010

schkoovatz

Nothin, Nada, zilch

Pronounced: Shh-Coo-Vots

"Yo, what you up to tonight?"
"Schkoovatz, you tryna chill?"

by Gator Johnny June 27, 2018

Schmooplette

A girl that puts a smile on your face whenever you see her.
An unquantifiably adorable Goddess.

Tay is my little schmooplette.
Always remember that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette.

by Schmoopy July 5, 2018

Shmoovment

When someone has insane style and smoothness with their movement

Guy 1: Look at him dance!

Guy 2: That nigga got the shmoovment!

by Icansuckaniggadick October 24, 2020

Schmoot

penis

my schmoot is big

by dddsfadsfaf March 10, 2022