get schlockered

The most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk.

"Hey man are we getting drunk tonight?"
"No, let's just get schlockered"

by pwhunt August 1, 2017

She Schlicks September

Every September women must masturbate to their fullest potential. Increasing every day beating their personal record.

She Schlicks September is about living to the fullest.
Hey girl are you participating in She Schlicks September?
No I can’t last September I burnt my coochie from doing it too much.

by Sandyman November 2, 2021

Schlicky

Adj.: When your balls stick to your thighs. This is normally very irritating for men.

I really wish i could stand up, that way I won't feel schlicky anymore.

by Jamie Moyer June 25, 2010

schicken

German word (verb) meaning "to send"

German: Wir schicken einen Brief zu Björn.
English: We sent a letter to Björn.

German: Ich schicke Björn zu Wolfgangs haus huete morgen.
English: I sent Björn to Wolfgang's house this morning.

by Frau Paul February 20, 2009

Schlucke

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!
Mother: Shut up.

by BAHD April 17, 2007

Schluckebier

THE most endangered races to date. They eat loads of bacon and Lucky Charms while running marathons. For fun. Only one has been caught in the past 10 years and the government has put together the NAAS (National Association for Acquiring Schluckebiers) to capture and harvest these beings as they are a sufficient source of energy (41 trillion gigawatts per .453 milliseconds ).

Look at that Schluckebier! I heard he gets so much pussy!

by DailyNews March 19, 2013

Schlitted

Originally coined by the massively successful Twitch Streamer CDNThe3rd, the word "Schlitted" is a derivative of "Lit" and is used to describe something and/or someone as overtly exciting and/or excellent in every manner possible.

"This Vegan restaurant is Schlitted"

by CHAINS4W February 15, 2021