Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.
I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.
by Solid Mantis May 08, 2021
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Scatter hoarding

When a guy stuffs his nuts inside a vagina or butthole.
My girl warmed me up with a handjob while I was scatter hoarding my nuts last winter.
by C-leezy April 01, 2023
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Scatters

uncontrollable explosive vomit, getting so off the wall shit faced drunk that you can no longer aim your vomit which causes it to scatter all over in the general direction of your target which is usually a toilet or in some very poor cases the bar floor. The scatters are usually found in the bigger cesspools of the world such as bourbon street, broadway, or the sunset strip.
Dude how are you feeling? Man not great but not just awful. Dude go look in the bathroom you caught the scatters last night and now moms spaghetti and cheap bourbon whiskey are all over the place!!!!
by Blazer1752 February 26, 2020
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Scatter Flatter

Where your days start running into each other and you don't remember what happened the day(s) before.
I meant to go-to class today but it was on another day. I fleeked on the sentence. - Scatter Flatter
by TEEBITCH August 03, 2020
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Scatter and splatter

When you ejaculate so hard it hits the ceiling fan so it coats the ceiling and the walls making them look like they just had a fresh coat of paint
sorry about the scatter and splatter mess in your daughter's room Mr/Missis Smith we got a little carried away but hey at least you don't have to repaint her room this weekend
by GoblinSlayer95 June 17, 2020
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Scatterer

Someone who leaves their crap in various spots around a room, then forgetting to pick-up any of the crap that was left.
You left your glass on the table, your shoes by the stairs, forgot to pick up the pizza box off the floor. Jesus, your such a scatterer!
by APatC October 24, 2010
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scatter laughs

Scatter laughs is when you laugh at something, think about it again and laugh again, then think about it again and laugh again.
Person 1: damn, your scatter laughs are interrupting class!

Person 2: fuck off
by soph_2121 September 19, 2023
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