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Salisbury Swamp Sock

People in Maryland, especially Salisbury have very strange sexual habits. The Salisbury Swamp Sock is when a dude is banging his girl before she has to work without a condom. He then pulls out so he doesn't blow his load in her, and he grabs a sock to nut into. After the sex, in a rush to get ready for work, the girl then puts on that sock and wears it all day.
Rough nasty sex before work that has to be done quick. When the girl wears the sock to work her feet will wet and dirty all day or night. This is because she is a victim of the Salisbury Swamp Sock
by Angry Pirate Man July 21, 2009
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sadistic

1. To derive pleasure or enjoyment from another's pain. Whether physical or emotional.

2. Extreme cruelty.
Celisse: Oh, you're right. There are also the times where I humiliated you, crushed you, made you cry, made you want to die... If you consider those to be different than just soundly defeating you, I suppose I stand corrected.

Jolt: Celly...you're so cruel to me! Please stop! You're so sadistic!

Celisse: HAHAHA, I know Joltykins. But I'm not stopping anytime soon.

Jolt: *cries*
by Anonymous February 9, 2004
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sadism

Origin: Derived from the marquis de sade

Function (n.) one who derives sexual pleasure from hurting others.
Maquis de sade was the ultimate sadistic writer.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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salisman

A manchild who tries to sell with a deep staten island accent. Often a salisman will have deep yellow stains on his unwashed fingers from smoke and nicotine. The salisman will almost always have a low closing percentage and be forced to wear out of style clothing. The salisman will let his eyebrows grow to unheard of lengths. He will act much like a fatta and in the summer months resort to wearing his shorts very long in the salfatta style. Many salismen have been rubbed by the testemorph.
Sally cried out "Please Wobert, DON'T MAKE ME A SALISMAN!"
by A Palumbo September 4, 2007
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Saisri

A super awesome, amazing person. She is super pretty and nice and you are lucky to know her. She can make you smile and laugh. Never forget her!
"Saisri is SO nice!"
by LOL HA LOL HA March 19, 2013
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Salis

Damnnnn you see how black that mothafucka salis is..?
by NIGGASLAYER37 July 7, 2020
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Salisbury

A town in Wiltshire where everyone is a fucking chav. It is home of South Wilts School for Girls (the lesbian grammar school) and WSE (the roadman school). If you attend either of these schools.....YOU'RE A NONCE. Salisury also has a maccies where roadmen, chavs, gypsys AND grammar school kids are often found on the loose.

There are other schools such as St Joes where you have fat asians and skinny gingers. Theres Bishops Wordsworth Grammar as well which is just privileged sex offenders. If you are lucky you may find a depressed South Wilts girl walking around the close because they have been nonced up by another teacher. Sometimes you may spot a shit ton of year 7s and 8s in lizzies high of poundland sweets.
Person 1: Salisbury? You live in Salisbuy? Fuck sake whos pregnant now???
by getsheft6789 August 8, 2019
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