Saskatchewan Meatball 

sascatchewan meatball. when you take a shit in a girls bra while she sleeps than when she puts it on half asleep the shit molds into meatballs

saskatchewan meatball when you take a shit in a girls bra while she sleeps than when she puts it on half asleep the shit molds into meatballs

Saskatchewan Meatball by bock December 18, 2020

Saskatchewan peg

When a girl has an unusually firm shit and then proceeds to use that shit as a strap on for her male partner and peg him in his ass then once done leave it in his ass and let him push it out

What did you and Gary do last night? oh I pulled the classic Saskatchewan peg.

Saskatchewan peg by hghghjghjghj June 23, 2023

Saskatchewan Standard 

Having missionary position sex, under a bunch of blankets, because it's cold, while a moose watches (either in the room or through a window) because there are lots of moose in Saskatchewan.

I was giving Mildred the Saskatchewan Standard last night and I'll be damned if the moose didn't wink at me.

Saskatchewan Standard by DerpingRad May 14, 2011

saskatchewan streak 

The act in which one doesn't wipe and scooches across ones chest and smears shit on their body for sexual pleasure.

Mudbone: she wanted to get freaky so I gave her a Saskatchewan streak

saskatchewan streak by Doggy dogshit November 22, 2016

Saskatchewan Soccer 

THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER

Saskatchewan Soccer is a game, typically played in P.E. Where there are two teams, one in outfield, and one at the baseline. (Black line used in basketball as out). Outfield rolls the ball to the infielders, and one player from baseline kicks it. The kicker and whoever decides to run, runs from one end of the gym, to the other. Outfielders have to then throw the ball to get the infielders out. Three to five people out, then teams switch places and the game continues.

Gym teacher: "Yo fam we're gonna play some Saskatchewan Soccer."
Literally every kid in the gym: *Starts a fucking riot*

Saskatchewan Soccer by lilnegger September 17, 2018

Saskatchewan RIDE Program 

A term originating in Ontario used to describe something useless.

A RIDE program is what DUI checkpoints are called in Ontario, since they oringinated in Etobicoke RIDE stands for Recuced Impaired Driving in Etobicoke which was later changed to Reduce Impaired Driving Everywhere once they became more widespread.

The joke among Ontario residents is that these RIDE programs (or whatever they happen to be called in Saskatchewan) would be absolutely useless in Saskatchewan as the province is so flat you would see the police lights from these roadblocks for miles away and easily be able to dodge them thus coining the phrase “as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program” to describe a useless person or object.

“Man, I gotta teach myself philosophy since my professor is about as useful as a Saskatchewan RIDE program”

Saskatchewan RIDE Program by QuotaHunter01 January 7, 2019

Saskatchewan Screamer 

The result of any type of vegetable matter entering the anus. Most often is the result of the act of wiping with said vegetable matter.

Poor Joe couldn’t get to the bathroom and had to wipe his ass with corn shucks. He’s a real Saskatchewan Screamer this morning..

Saskatchewan Screamer by Shabar77 January 14, 2022