slapped

To be highly intoxicated from the effects of alcohol.

I was so fucking slapped last night, that Jack kicked my ass.

by Matthew Whitaker May 16, 2005

snapped off

To be taken -- generally a gambling term usually involving losing all one's cash.

I got snapped off at the Black Jack table!

by Bordizzle October 31, 2005

mitch slapped

The act of being slapped across the face by a person named Mitch or to be humiliated in a similar manner.
To be avoided. Similar to bitch slapped.

You just got mitch slapped in that meeting!

by Arubatto June 27, 2008

snapped

to become insanely enraged

The woman snapped and killed her husband.

by Gerard Irick December 1, 2009

sapperstrucked

The emotion and/or state of being in which the person is both happy and sad, bored and fustrated, and wishes to do everything and nothing at once. This feeling may also include a sense of loneliness and horniness but without any drive to actually do anything, causing further fustration. Can often come about during times at which this person is in a very bad situation. People who are constantly sapperstrucked are beyond emo.

"shit I have to get this project done or I fail...but i won't cause i'm sapperstrucked"

"Miss, i'd fuck you right now...i mean i can't do any work because i'm sapperstrucked"

"She's really emo?" "no she's sapperstrucked...not even the emos 'get' her"

by Chewy Von Sudbury April 7, 2008

getting bitch slapped by a penguin

the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).

Shit it's cold in here! It feels like I'm getting bitch slapped by a penguin!

by Courtney R. Klein September 26, 2006

slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017