saps

SAPS: an acronym for Severe Affective Paranoia Syndrome. The prime symptom of SAPS patients is that they are irrationally and unreasonably anxious about low risk threats and tend to not consider much higher risk situations.

"SAPS patients tend to live in gated communities, drive SUV's, and buy anthrax insurance." or, "This SAPS mother gave her daughter a cell phone so she could contact her in case of disaster, but never allowed her out into the real world so that she could learn to note risky situations in advance and thus avoid disaster."

by D.B. Cameron October 6, 2003

SAP

An acronym for soon as possible, useful when you don't have time to write/text ASAP (as soon as possible). Also reduces spoken form of ASAP to one syllable, which in the course of a lifetime may save months of wasted speech.

txt me SAP

by OpiatedONE May 26, 2010

SAP

acronym for "Shannen And Pavel"

It's used to express the loves between these two inseparable couples.

SAP 4 ever!
Did you see SAP making out in English class?! I sure did!

by RayBan2 February 17, 2009

Sap

Sap is a term used in mess halls,firehouses, and greasy spoon restaurants to identify Pancake Syrup.

"Yo Mack. Please pass the salt and pepper and shoot me the sap too."

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

no sap

When you want to have sex but do to the circumstances you can’t.

I love her and she bad but we at Walmart so no sap

by Clutchcasperr March 5, 2019

Sap

a unit of measure for a player's character/efficiency/balance/agility/humility/intelligence/height/ethics/morals/identity/carbon emissions/default risk/dexterity/buoyancy

Guy 1: "Did you see that guy take all the tip money off the bar last night?"

Guy 2: "Yea, that guy has a serious sap deficiency."

by tinsleyblowsdudes April 27, 2009

sap

Small Asian Penis, referring, of course, to the size of the male genitalia of Asian men.

All Asians have saps.

by Otis February 9, 2005