Sanford

To fumble or ramble through a joke or a funny story, eventually giving away the punch line prematurely in the process.

"What is the name of that actress…Reece… uh…Spoon or wait Fork? I mean Reece Witherfork. No its Witherspoon." "Man, he really Sanforded that one."

by What Didiwright November 3, 2023

sanford middle school

goofy ahhh gansta ahhh schoool rbuh

i <3 sanford middle school
gets fucking shot LMAO

by ottwack November 24, 2024

Sanford Syndrome

when a newspaper article in a local paper spells something wrong like a friends name who is featured like Sargent 'Angle' instead of Sargent 'Angel' in the Sanford Citizen featured in the film Hot Fuzz.

No the paper just has a bit of Sanford Syndrome

by ElectriKex Blue May 10, 2011

Sanford

A charecter from madness combat made by krinkles. He is also very much gay for his best friend Deimos

"Sanford is the best madcom charecter"

"Wtf is a madcom"

by Stickakapettzez August 25, 2021

sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.

The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.

by ganaimn July 10, 2009

Dirty sanford

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.

Mark and Susan had a Dirty Sanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!

by Codysbitch March 9, 2021

Sanford sauce

The discharge from a freshly catheterized penis.

That quadriplegic’s Sanford sauce tasted so good

by Quadcapable October 2, 2025