savigation

Concatenation of the French word "savoir" (to know) and "navigation". Used to describe a route/short-cut as yet untraversed, but which you think could ultimately lead to your desired destination.

Passenger: "Wow! Where are you going, dude? This isn't the way to Mothercare.".
Driver: "I know, but I'm hoping my savigation will get us there, avoiding the traffic lights on Ashley Road!".

by purerudeboy May 18, 2006

Salation

Dunno but dubz said he’s going to give it to people on his Westwood freestyle with giggs

I’ll give you salation

by Stillahmz October 19, 2018

salvation army

the place where you and countless other broke-ass people go to get their cheap shit

where you got your clothes and stuff

by thebestuguyonearth August 4, 2003

SALVATION ARMY

A place where low income broke scum go to to get clothes
where poor little childern go to get their clothes cause mommy the bad whore and daddy the loser cant get a good job.

he used underwear from salvation army
his family was so broke as a child he had to go to salvation army thats where daddy took his poor fat little son cause the daddy was broke

by boogie February 23, 2005

stagnation

A Arkansas based rock band that was active from 2005 to 2005. The members included Shoup (vocals/bass), Frank (vocals/guitar), Zakc (guitar), and The Beav (smoke machine). The band featured the hit songs "Gone," "The Nug," and "My Little Trainwreck." The band disbanded after Zakc Cooper was sent away.

That Stagnation sure sucked, I'm glad those guys are history.

by chris cantrell February 8, 2007

Salvation Snake Oil

Any set of beliefs, particularly extreme Abrahamic faiths (Extreme Christianity, Islam etc), that people buy into as a way of not dealing with their own mortality.

Humans are cognitively vulnerable to believe in such systems, and many so called "religions" take advantage of this. Meaning people end up sacrificing and wasting some or all of their own short time on this earth for a fictional assurance fram an ethereal being they will never meet.

(Knock Knock)
JW Chumps : "Hi, we are Jehovah's Witnesses, would you like to talk about how much God loves you"

Me: "No, I don't need any Salvation Snake Oil"

JW Chumps : "We aren't selling oil sir, we would like to talk about how you can be saved."

Me: "Do you believe in Dinosaurs?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "If your god is so benevolent, why is he promising a crap ending for anyone who doesn't belive in your poorly constructed borrowings of other faiths that have existed for thouasands of years before Charlie came up with this gig?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "How is it that the chosen place for your leaders is in New York City - when the rest of the Abrahamic faiths have their spiritual centres in and around the other side of the world?"

JW Chumps: ??

Me: "Would you like some Salvation Snake Oil?"

JW Chumps: "Ah thank you sir, have a nice day"

by WTF2011 August 19, 2011

silicone salvation

Breast implants. After breast cancer, breast reconstruction gives a woman back her shape and confidence. Using saline or silicon, acquiring implants is a good thing! Slang for natural breasts are so affectionate; too bad so many slang terms for implants are negative.

After months of grueling tissue expanders, the soft implants felt like silicone salvation.

by Curvy Cancer Survivor December 30, 2009