sarcasticough

A coughing sound containing an audible word or words. Used to jokingly conceal an insult or to denote sarcasm.

A: This new operational paradigm will allow end-users to streamline their work process and achieve optimal throughput targets. We want you to work smarter, not harder!
B: *coughBOLLOCKScough*

A: ...I said "yeah, I picked up on the weekend" and he gave me this big sarcasticough like he didn't even believe me.

by Hamsterness May 16, 2006

Sarcastic Likeage

The action commonly used on Facebook when someone "likes" a status that is not intended to be liked.

The following would appear on someones' wall as a status on the social networking site, Facebook:

Person 1: Just got home, I had a terrible day.
Person 2: *likes status*
Person 3: (Internal) Haha, thats some sarcastic likeage there.

by Great_nate7 February 6, 2010

Sarcastic Foreplay

When you know there is not going to be sex but you do it anyway.

I knew nothing was going to happen this weekend so I settled for Insidious and Sarcastic Foreplay.

by ringo2010 September 13, 2011

Sarcasticist.

Someone who is sarcastic, practices sarcasm.

Sheldon (Big bang theory) is a Sarcasticist and he doesn't even know it.
John, you're sucha Sarcasticist.

by MagicDustforaNeondream. December 10, 2012

Santaspicious

When children come of a certain age and become suspicious of all of the creepy, invasive, magical, mysterious actions that Santa is supposed to do, but their fervently passionate holiday crazed parents do instead.

"Oh all of the big presents are coming via drone this year from Amazon being as Timmy as become Santaspicious"

by Darth Nyki December 27, 2014

sarcastic flattery

A term used when exuberant flattery is present through sarcastic means

Of course writing an essay about you is more important than writing an essay regarding a college application, because there are thousands of universities around the world but you are only one. How can you consider this sarcastic flattery, I am shocked!

by jinglemisk April 6, 2016

Sarcastic wink

When someone says something stupid or worth making fun of but they aren't the brightest so you give them a sign of approval by winking but in all reality are making fun of them too.

Sally told a dumb joke and everyone laughed at her but Gregg gave her a sarcastic wink of approval and made Sally feel better ,but really Gregg is secretly the biggest asshole.

by **macattack**111 June 10, 2016