raptor girl

Of the species of human girl that shows the following characteristics:
wears torn up jeans and combat boots
receding hairline
licks pimples
runs with arms extending behind the back

Sitings have been seen in Northwest Indiana as well as tropical areas of South America.

Upon the sight of a raptor girl, know that taunting it causes it to spit out generic insults, most commonly, "faggot."

by Jordan Zaradich January 5, 2008

Toronto Raptors

The only NBA team in Canada

The past few seasons have been unsuccessful, causing major disrespect from Bandwagon Warriors and Cavs fan.

The Raptors got to shake their tail in the 2015-16 season after making the playoffs. Although 95% of NBA fans predicted a sweep by Indiana... And Miami... And Cleveland, Toronto proved their dumbass wrong.

The Raptors are the underdogs, even when playing the Lakers..
However, they are a very unexpected team to make it here.

Fan 1: Pacers in 4
EMCEE: Toronto Raptors win in 7!
Fan 1: Heat in 4
EMCEE: Raptors win in 7!
Fan 1-29393828: Cavs in 4
EMCEE: Raps take game 3 and 4!

by Hasanic May 22, 2016

Toronto Raptors

The Toronto Raptors are the only NBA basketball team based in Canada. They are part of the Atlantic Division of the Eastern Conference. The team was established in 1995, along with the Vancouver Grizzlies, as part of the NBA's expansion into Canada. When the Grizzlies relocated to Memphis, Tennessee in 2001, the Raptors became the only Canadian team in the NBA. They originally played their home games in the SkyDome, before moving to the Air Canada Centre (ACC) in 1999.
Though many on the Urban Dictionary website purport the team to "suck", their supposed lack of success is put into question with the capturing of the 2006-07 Atlantic Division title.
Following the success of the 2006–07 season, Toronto became one of the league leaders in season ticket sales for the 2007–08 season, and their fanbase remains one of the most consistent in the NBA.

Dude: See that Toronto Raptors game last night?
Other dude: Yeah man! That dunk by Bosh (over Wallace) was sick, wicked, and nasty!

by DVDGuy March 7, 2008

Raptor Syndrome

When a man finds the perfect girl, or who he believes to be the perfect girl, and makes little attempts to befriend her. Although in the long run, he usually just hangs around her, to a point of near stalking until she disappears, then complains about how he let her go away.

People usually experience the Raptor syndrome multiple times in life, as the 'hunt' a certain type of girl.

Guy 1- "Man, I met this girl who is just like Girl 1, I wanna talk to her soo bad man, she's perfect"

Guy 2- "You gotta let go this Raptor Syndrome and just make a move man, you're pathetic"

by SaintDredd September 9, 2009

Raptor

A drunk female in high-heels. Usually characterized by lots of stumbling and screeching.

Watch out, its the first Friday of the school year. The freshmen raptors are out in full force.

by Dan Jack August 25, 2009

Raptor Laser Jesus

It is essentially Raptor Jesus with a mounted helmet laser.

Did you see that!?

See what?

Raptor Laser Jesus!

You mean Raptor Jesus?

*FaicPalm*

by HeilRapJesus69 September 9, 2010

Butt Raptor

In some cases, before taking a relieving poop there's an air pocket in your butt that explodes before your thump tugging turd is released into open waters. When this happens, the air released from the butt cheeks makes a distinguishing sound that resembles a raptor...so don't be startled, often occurs when eating baked beans and watching Jurassic Park.

Guy 1"Did you just get out of the bathroom?"

Guy 2"Yea. Why?"

Guy !"I swear to god your ass is a rabid Butt Raptor"

I was sitting in a bathroom stall at the Arclight theater and I heard a fucking Butt Raptor in the next stall. So I wiped my ass and got the fuck out of there.

by bobsagnuts October 1, 2009