Ryland

God's Alias; Perfect Form With A Little Tweaking And Tucking

"..and Ryland will bless your soul today said he himself..."

"...with a little bit of surgery, I would by Ryland..."

by Ryland October 31, 2003

Maxing and Relaxing

Coined by Jeff Sepulveda of Santa Monica, and used in early '80's song lyrics, it refers to "Maxing out your Relaxation"!

Went over to ma boyz house to see if he wanted to hit the strip . . . But instead, he was "Maxing and Relaxing" at home . . .

by Po' Man! June 15, 2011

Rylan

Is a complete egg

Rylan is an egg

by Egg1111 August 31, 2018

Rylan

Rylan's are caring, kind hearted persons. Always has good intentions. Usually passionate about sports. As well as more mature than your average person. Very reliable and honest. Also sweet and can be super cute and adorable but sticking hot at the same time. You'll want to know a Rylan.

Let's go to the track Rylan

by Heathersssss July 8, 2017

Relax

re-lax (v) : The act of consuming a salmon twice through regurgitation.

If you can't relax, there's plenty of more fish in the sea!

by Galfodo September 21, 2017

relax and shop

Just chill out for now or don't worry about events over which you have no control. This comes from the advice given next to flights in departures, 'relax and shop' before a gate is confirmed. It describes what one should do in purgatory before events or decisions which could go either way, good or bad.

John: I'm really worried about those test results.

Marsha: Well, there's nothing you can do now, just relax and shop.

by Beclan November 5, 2010

Relaxafucktaculaculating

To be in a state so relaxed, you feel as if you've hit nirvana. Most often caused by smoking weed, or right after sex.

Guy 1: "Dude, that joint was killer."
Guy 2: "Definitely, I'm totally relaxafucktaculaculating right now."

by Donoban444 November 27, 2012