ryan

to be obnoxiously smart, to the point of extreme annoyance.
After the teacher passed out the test, the ryan quickly finished it.
"He annoys me so much in class, he's such a ryan.
by miss maple muffin May 31, 2011
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An annoying guy who is not funny never listens and no one likes him
Ryan is an annoying guy who is not funny never listens and no one likes him
by AlphaZs February 02, 2017
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the most unexplainable person you will meet who thinks he is different than "most guys" but isn't except for the fact that there is no way to describe what it is about him that hooks you or repulses you, he cares for all his friends the same which makes it hard for you to feel like your special to him at all instead of just another friendly face, he gives great sounding advice with his fancy words but it never actually helps, he may be a liar and like all typical people and think he is better than everyone and never admit it, but he is the most trustworthy person no matter what, he has many imperfections and never notices the people who hate them the most are the ones who still love him
by BucketheadMasta January 23, 2009
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likes to get very massive penises up his asshole and also likes to give out blowjob for 5$ but he really love watching gay porn.and fingering himself.
by bullshitbullshit March 15, 2017
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A short, wimpy idiot that never leaves you alone. When your talking to your friend he will just sit there like he's in the conversation. Say's he doesn't have any problems but we clearly stated earlier that he does. No girlfriends....wait that imaginary girlfriend tho. Never really touched a girl. If she breaks up with him, guys are always available...
"You know Ryan? My 4 year old brother can beat him up."
by karrott1 December 04, 2017
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A complete and total idiot that thinks he has a very false impression of self, generally someone that thinks he is much smarter/better looking than he actually is.
Wow, that guy is such a Ryan. He thinks he's so smart, but he's actually a moron.
by superubergenius March 11, 2008
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Ryan has a huge head and very curly hair and thinks he has a thing for the ladies but is really bicurious.
by Max Kubicki January 22, 2008
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