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Jolly Rancher

When a man puts super glue on his penis and slaps a black man in the ear lobe with it until they are legally siamese twins connected by "Penis to Earlobe Bond"

This move was performed in 1989 by a one armed hooker named Steve.
I gave Lindsay Lohan A jolly rancher in the late 90's when the bitch gave me the wrong drink at McDonalds.

Wow jimmy, Look at that dumb asshole with a Dick stuck to his earlobe.
by Lebron Fucking James October 22, 2011
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slime rancher

A person who grows algae for a profit and/or a paycheck.
by algaeforenergy December 8, 2010
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The Jolly Rancher Game

A guy will take a jolly rancher, and put it in his mouth. Then he will french his girlfriend, but he has to try and not let the jolly rancher go into her mouth. If she is able to get it into her mouth, then she wins the game. If he has it by the time the jolly rancher disolves, then he wins the game.
I played the Jolly Rancher game with Cindy yesterday... I won!
by whyshouldyouknow?. April 25, 2011
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Weston Ranchers

dummy ass retarded people who go hella dumb in stocktown California
Weston Ranchers say,"Go Cougars..Rarrrr!"
There are too many black Weston Ranchers...go back to east oak!!
Weston Ranchers buy their food at Food 4 Less.
by Bob DeAngelo August 26, 2006
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Chicken Ranchero

Chicken Ranchero is when a girl gives a guy a handjob, but she uses ranch dressing as lubricant. Then, it's optional to reuse the jizz-filled ranch as ranch dressing afterward.
Room mate#1: Yo i heard chad got a chicken ranchero last night!
Room mate#2: Ugh! That's gross! Did he keep the jizz ranch?

Room mate#1: Yes
Room mate #2: i just had ranch with my salad...oh my fucking god.
by Gordon Hewitt September 3, 2010
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The Rancher Hit

A hit of marijuana that is so deep and intense, it's literally the greatest inhale of all time. You feel as if you've been mindfreaked by Criss Angel himself.
Danny: Oh Hey Johnny can I hit that shit?

Johnny: By all means my man...by all means.

Danny: (after hit) Oh shit man. I totally just got THE RANCHER HIT.

Johnny: No way dude. So how's your sex life?
by Bella Yonder January 20, 2011
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