ROFLEEW

Rolling On Floor Laughing Eating Eggo Waffles.

person1: OMG today my lil bro was ROFLEEW!!
person2: no freakin way!!

by miglute5 May 18, 2009

jack rowley

Sexy mother fucker, massive cock, best sex you’ll ever have! Also a decent guy.

Jack rowley is best used in my tight ass fanny

by Fannylicker2000hitmeupforsex April 23, 2018

roflee

Like rofl, except different.

Sara: I'm so funny
Colin: Yes
Sara: ROFLEE

by Blawbag December 15, 2003

rowledge

being a beat from B&Q

rowledge you beast from b&q

by Tom Bastable March 17, 2005

joshua rowley

the most amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing person you will ever meet. He's funny, practically a giant, and always dresses to impress. i love him more than anything and am completely gutted that i never see him anymore. hopefully this definition wont get lost, because i want him to know how much he means to me! love you with all my heart babes! i hope everything goes well for you, and trust me it will, we've been through a lot, and I'm sure we'll go through much more and im always here for you no matter how long we go without talking! <3 <3 p.s sorry for it being so soppy but you know you love it ;)

person one: i just met the best person ever
person two: mustve been joshua rowley,was he tall?
person one: yeah he was like a giant!
person two: yeah thats definitely joshua rowley.

by olliieeeee December 9, 2010

Rowleyometer

The scale used to measure how good a freerunner is, with a range of 0% to 100%.

The Rowleyometer rises when a free runner performs slow, ungraceful and ugly parkour, has no style and is laughably bad. It also rises however, if the individual performs websters, inverts and wall fronts to an extremely high level. It falls if a person performs websters, inverts and wall fronts at a low level and if they do exceptionally beautiful, powerful and impressive parkour feats.

Person 1: "maan did you see my standing webster today!"

Person 2: "Yeah bro! It was easily 80% on the Rowleyometer!"

Person 1: "Cool, but i think im on about 50% Rowleyometer now because i just did a kong gainer..."

by moleskinmagician July 4, 2012

Holly Rowlette

HOT, amazing girl!!!!!! Listens very well and loves to laugh. Just randomly yells! Loud, silly, and lovable crazy! Very skinny and pretty with brown hair! Likes to steal shoes. And need to shop with me! WARNING: Dont give her too much sugar!

SEXY BEAST

That is Holly Rowlette right?
Duh! Shes a sexy beast!

by beastXOXOXO May 2, 2011