Roscoe

A name

What’s up.Roscoe

by Roscoe_is_me November 21, 2021

Roscoed

To be deceived convincingly of something you know for certain is untrue

Roscoe: “Dude Jagger just ate an entire rat”
You: “wow that crazy did he actually”
Roscoe: “no of course he didn’t eat a rat”
You: “damn I’ve been Roscoed”

by Modern day Jerry Seinfeld December 27, 2022

The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

The 1999 Camry Cruising On Van Nuys & Roscoe With A Sketchy Moose Mindset

Cocktail

is a cocktail made my Moose

Spicy Tamarindo Vodka

Spicy Chamoy

Tajin - lots

and a splash of Israeli grapefruit juice (Prigat)

stirred over ice

served in a tall glass

Bottoms up and cause marriage problems

I gotta get me The Van Nuys & Roscoe Cocktail

Gotta get my mind thinking dark while driving a 1999 Camry

I gotta call Moose

Where’s Moose!!!

FUCK!!! IM GONNA DO IT
FUCKKKKKKKK
(Sip)

by CheesecakeMoose February 26, 2024

shane roscoe

When you have buttsex for the first time with your boyfriend and he uses no lube.

Synonym- Slapdick

I cant believe I was shane roscoed last night.

by HeyYouGuyz1776 January 19, 2017

Dirty Roscoe

When a masculine female rocks a predominantly straight identified female's world for the first time.

I met a fine female at the club last night, ended up doing a Dirty Roscoe, and now she don't want to go back to her boyfriend.

by Celest DeLoretto September 9, 2021

Roscoe

To organise an event and then Bail on it with a shit excuse.

Oh no, he’s done a Roscoe.

The bloke has Roscoe’d us again!

by Lads of bayside November 26, 2020

Roscoe

What do roscoes dream of when they take their little puppie snooze, do they dream of Dream bones or little squirrels in their little squirrel suits. Don’t you worry your pretty spotted head we’re gonna get you back to daddy and to your little wooden bed. Then we’re gonna find our best friend Remi, then we’re gonna give her a best friend hug. But if she’s been murdered by little fly slayers, well then she’s poop outta luck.

Roscoe the almighty puppy.

by Emmygirl400 April 16, 2019