roosevelt highschool

The most boujiest school it’s really lame the students don’t gaf all of them always higher than their grades. The teachers and staff act like they care but they just there for the money. Some teachers let you have a passing grade just so you won’t be stuck with them for another year. You can walk freely around the school anytime no one will tell you nothing. Has a lot of hoes and fuckboys too that have stds. bathrooms where they have sex and really dirty

ew y’all go to roosevelt highschool

by saggyytiddies September 30, 2019

Rectum Rooter

That lucky fellow who has a wife or girlfriend that likes to be spontaneous while having sex with her. After being a thorough Bung Licker and totally cleansing her stink star, he reaches for his Jack Juice and liberally coats his rock hard cock and her gumhole and proceeds to enter her balloon knot ever so slowly. Once he has buried his root, balls deep in her rectum, he begins a gentle pattern of slowly withdrawing and reentering her turdcutter. He gradually builds up speed, pistoning away until reaching the point of no return and gushing his man load deep inside her tailpipe, thus being her ever loving Rectum Rooter.

Todd: Hey Larry, you have never been so relaxed. What gives?

Larry: Man, Linda was one hell of a Bag Lapper last night and she begged me to be her Rectum Rooter as I was being a Bung Tounger. She didn't have to ask me twice. The Jack Juice made it one hell of great way to dump the biggest load I ever had in her tight as hell tailhole.

Todd: Damn, at least she wasn't a Bunghole Bandit. You lucky bastard.

by The King Cornholer April 15, 2008

Roonerspism

A Spoonerism. Literally.

Roonerspism is the Spoonerism of Spoonerism

by JamesCT May 8, 2006

Rooneybrows

noun.
Absurd looking, over-grown, unruly eyebrows.
Named for Andy Rooney the curmudgeon who rants on TV's 60 Minutes.

That old guy has some crazy rooneybrows happening on his face.

by KisinO September 19, 2008

Teddy Roosevelt

The most kick ass president in the history of the United States. He was a cowboy, liked hunting, and was a man's man, except for his name,but we'll overlook that.

His only mistake ever was not killing a bear while it was caught in a trap, causing his name to be associated with stuffed toys that little children molest at night.

Teddy Roosevelt was shot during a speech, but was so kick ass he kept saying it anyway.

by ACrazyHobo November 8, 2008

back-roomed

Being taken to an isolated, windowless room with the intentions of intimidating, influencing, and/or beating you.

"The Teamsters couldn't get a contract done until they back-roomed the owner".

by YoMamaAintObama June 22, 2010

roofer

A hardworking motherfucker...who makes more money in one day than other trades make in 3.

All the other tradesmen made fun of the roofer, until he showed them his pay stub...

by fuck y'all July 12, 2005