the rodney

drunkenly dry humping girl's ass while girl has lounge pants on, cumming on girls ass (with her pants still on), dont tell her, falling asleep, waking up next morning to see same girl sitting at computer desk typing away while wearing same pants, laugh at her, walk out without saying a word

Dude, did you just give her the rodney? Her ass is all stained!!!

by 406 December 24, 2004

Rodney Howard

Drummer for Gavin DeGraw, known for his energy and ability to multitask while drumming. Goes through a new set of drumsticks every performance.

You see the drummer whose arms are just a blur? Thats Rodney!

by Anna W September 1, 2005

rodney

A real nigga who get pussy on a daily bases,

That nigga Rodney he pussy ong

by hhuuuiyy October 5, 2018

Mickey Rooney

The former greatest actor in the universe; now an old, bald man.

I loved Mickey Rooney in Night at the Museum!

by Chris the White Dude June 11, 2008

Caesar Rodney

A large pizza from domino's that contains just ranch and dough.

Shitler: The Caesar Rodney is on the way

by An Apostle of Future May 1, 2022

pulling a rooney

To leave your friends to meet a secret lover.

A - Hey where's John?
B - Oh he's off pulling a rooney.
A - Damn, he's in love with that girl.

by kdizzledawg November 19, 2014

wayne rooney

He's Fat
He's Bald
He Likes his women old!
its Wayne Rooney
its Wayne Rooney

hes fat
hes scouse
hell fukin rob your house
its wayne rooney

hes near
hes far
hell fukin steal yer car
its wayne rooney

hes fat
hes red
hell take yer gran to bed
its wayne rooney

he fat
she's scum
he's probably shagged your mum
wayne rooney
wayne rooney

hes fat
hes round
he bounces up and down
its wayne rooney

he shot
he missed
he must be f **kin pissed

wayne rooney wayne rooney
wayne rooney is a virgin
he's never used his d**k
he w**ks in the shower
and sleeps in his own sick
he throws up to the left
and he throws up to the right
and he couldn't pulla bird
if he tried all f*****g night

Build a brothel
Build a brothel
Put Wayne Rooney on the Top
A load of Grannies in the middle
and he'll shag the fucking lot!!!!!!!!

hell be coming round the mountain with a gun
Cos Rooney shagged her Nanna up the bum
He got himself a hooker
Who knew a red nosed fucker
Now fat bastard playing for the scum!!"

wayne rooney is a dirty red scum
wayne rooney is fat

by lee_23 slimmings March 4, 2005