roflnet

Runners On Fast Legs internet - when data and messages are conveyed by human runners instead of more advanced technology.

After the zombie apocalypse, all that will be left is the roflnet for communication.

Incan chasquis messengers were an excellent example of a roflnet

by tl4 August 16, 2023

Roflned

A combination of ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing) and OWNED. Generally used when you've owned somebody and it's hilarious.

Hacker: Yeah. Then select 'DELETE C:/'
Newbie: ooh k i just did it now wut
Hacker: ...Hit enter.
Newbie: k
Newbie: ..zomg! wtf!
Newbie: Deleting computr wtf u do! zomg!
Hacker: ROFLNED
Newbie has signed off.

by Jon R.. July 13, 2006

rofleticdsatbiwbnittiroflatst

an abbrieviation for: rolling on the floor laughing even though i couldn't do such a thing because it would be nearly impossible to type in roll on the floor laughing at the same time

dude! thats so funny! rofleticdsatbiwbnittiroflatst

by ur mom10 October 7, 2011

Rolene

Long legged broad who breaks toes kicking someone's ass.
Annoying, awesome. Shares a residence with a huge blob. Twin sister is full of "short" comings, and is utterly blonde. Is a total bff and makes a great sidekick for ghosthunting. Is not afraid of her own shadow, but screams at a spider. Fearless leader, kicks ass in Amtgard.

She so totally Rolene'd that beeotch!

by i am THE evil one August 31, 2010

roflnet

a nickname for the internet, and a play on roflcopter.

"The roflnet is an amazing tool for communication."

by Akai August 23, 2006

rofled

Pwned before believe to the fact where it actually hurts

player 1- wow 3 lvl 50's just ganked my 70 mage
Player 2- hhahaha dude u got rofled
Player 1- I KNO!

by Daginn November 30, 2007

ROFLEEW

Rolling On Floor Laughing Eating Eggo Waffles.

person1: OMG today my lil bro was ROFLEEW!!
person2: no freakin way!!

by miglute5 May 18, 2009