Rochford

Large computer that resides at Folsom High.

Includes a manuel of CISCO Networking.

This machine does not allow the users to play games.

Also see Boring.

Going to Rochford?

Yeah... No CS today.

by CCNA 3 January 28, 2005

Brian Rochford

Unreal at Pro Evo!

My name's Brian Rochford, I'm unreal at pro evo!

K-FO: "Damn I lost AGAIN!"
MOB: "You're no Brian Rochford"
Lorcan: "Yeah he's UNREAL at pro evo!"

by AoifeQuinn January 4, 2010

Rockfords

Slang; pertaining to Haemorrhoids.
Specifically rhyming slang, derived from Piles (noun) - a non-technical name for Haemorrhoids.
Shortened to 'Rockford's" from The Rockford Files (ryhm:Piles)
Derived from the title of the 70's show - The Rockford Files, starring James Garner as the trailer dwelling PI.
Evolved to 'Jimmy's', see Jimmy Garners

Blimey, last nights chicken vindaloo has just passed thru my brown eye and really kicked off my Rockfords, someone pass me the OidGone

by Tubbo67 July 15, 2011

rocksford

an immature brat of a teenager who rage-quits on video or mobile games for not getting his way. Also likely to be the next 40year old virgin or online catfish

A:"can you believe that guy?" B:"ugh, i know, he's such a rocksford !"

by fancyfrank April 9, 2015

Stephen Rochford

A rotund, simple man who likes the small things in life. Like tea, sunny weather, the local, and gay porn. He also has a deep love of mayonnaise, and commonly uses it as a skin cream. Stephen is famous for his mayonnaise odour and ear massages.

Lad 1: Have you been down to the local recently?
Lad 2: No.
Lad 1: Stephen Rochford was just there the other day! His potatoes have become cannibalistic again!

by Liberal Lady Ann November 5, 2016