armed robbery

Da act of "stealing" a person out of da "administering da lovies" clasp of someone else so dat you yourself can hug said embraced person instead.

If you either (1) wait till da "current" hugger has finished embracing your "target" individual, or (2) politely/humbly ask da snuggling couple if you may "have a turn" wif da desired-by-you person, then it's not really "armed robbery", since both members of da couple are voluntarily allowing you "clasping 'n' caressing" privileges. Extra points if you (1) offer to engage in a group-hug wif both of them instead of just giving one of them a "separate" hug, so dat neither person even has to actually let go of da other after all, or (2) be sure to give da OTHER member of da couple a hug, too (maybe even before you embrace your "target" person, so dat said other person knows right off dat he is gonna "get some lovin'" from you, also, and thus he will not hafta worry dat he's gonna feel left out), showing him dat you value his feelings, too, and are grateful to him for letting you have your desired snuggle-wuggle wif his romantic companion.

by QuacksO June 20, 2023

Highway Robbery

When you and the boys steal the entire highway for kicks.

“It’s Friday, that means it’s Highway Robbery Night”

“Alright boys, take all the asphalt you can find”

by Despair waffles April 05, 2021

robbery sale

A sale at a store or market stand where all inventory is discounted to free.

"We're having a robbery sale! Everything is free!"

by daddyjenkins May 22, 2024

Robbery

Taking someone's belongs through force.

I just committed a robbery on yo momma.

by cap045 April 30, 2024

Robbery

Taking someone's belongings through force.

I committed a robbery on yo momma.

by cap045 April 30, 2024

Robbery

Arsenal vs Newcastle 11/4/23

The Arsenal match was a robbery, it shouldn't of counted as a goal

by SnowyArtemis November 05, 2023

Robbery

It is an act of theft, often done in the darkness or secretly but on the 30th of October 2023, there was a robbery in broad daylight as Lionel Messi stole the prestigious Ballon d'Or from Erling Haaland in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, France. Despite stealing it, Lionel acts as if he deserved it despite not doing anything worthy other than the World Cup. This is not the first time Lionel has done this as on the 29th of November 2021 in the Theatre du Chatelet in Paris, he also robbed Robert Lewandowski of a Ballon d'Or! And despite two robberies the authorities and his fanboys (who are all younger than 14) claim his innocence.

"Dad, what is an example of a famous robbery?"
"Just search up Messi's Ballon d'Ors in 2021 and 2023"

by honest pessidog fan January 05, 2024