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Dead Ringer

The Dead Ringer is a Cloak Watch in TF2. With it, the spy using it can use a percentage of the cloak's duration to feign their own death, and later reappear with a distinct sound effect, creating a nasty surprise for the would-be killer.
Spies using the Dead Ringer are tricky opponents.
by sebacostamr September 3, 2018
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Bird ringer

A person who stalks areas women tend to congregate under the pretense of researching local bird populations. Said person then catches and 'rings' as many females (birds) as possible. Ringing being the act of slipping a lubed up finger into their anus, at least two knuckles must enter for it to be classed as a successful ring.
We have recently finished compiling our 2020 ringing totals, and despite the lockdown, and the subsequent challenges and changes that followed, bird ringers researching our local populations in the area managed to catch and ring just over 5000 birds during the year. This is similar to many recent years, although down on the 8000+ ringed during the bumper year in 2019.
by Fishy Fenny January 18, 2021
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ringhead

Also known as a "headnest", "hotdog cut" and a "horseshoe", the ringhead is a hairstyle common on balding middle-aged men. It is a distant cousin of the more familiar "cue ball" and "chrome dome". The ringhead takes the form of a line of hair perpetuating around the back of the head and terminating above the ears, while the rest of the head is either bald or only thinly covered in hair. You could think of the ringhead as a sort of massive bald spot to better understand the phenomenon. Rather than a preferred style, the ringhead is usually an attempt to keep the remaining hair one has and thus serves a defensive purpose against baldness. The ringhead has a few subtypes that are worth exploring:

1. The Standard Ringhead-This is the most common form of ringhead. The standard ringhead is also very common among doctors, lawyers, professors and scientists, the theory being that because these occupations are held predominately by middle-aged men, there is an increased incidence of ringhead. In these cases, it's not uncommon to see the ringhead worn in conjunction with spectacles. This variation of the SR is dubbed the "intellectual" ringhead, or, in other cases the "professional" ringhead, as the glasses and partial baldness project an aura of competence and experience (some people refer to it as the castanza as well, in reference to the seinfeld character).

Examples of the Standard Ringhead include: George Castanza, Dr. Phil, Dick Cheney, Danny Devito, Dr. Katz, Homer Simpson and Mr. Spacely from the Jetsons.

2. The Curtainhead-Also called the "haircape" the Curtainhead is a type of ringhead in which the ring is trimmed so infrequently that it grows long and forms a curtain of hair around the back of the head. This dew is sported frequently by homeless people (as they cannot afford haircut) and aging hippies. It is not worn by many others. This is understandable, since this hairstyle does not look very appealing and projects a sense of "trashyness". It is believed that some who wear this style are insecure about their hair loss, and so are compensating by growing their peripheral hair out very long.

Examples of the Curtainhead include: Lots of bums and hippies, and Jay Sherman from "The Critic".

3. The Combover Ringhead-A standard ringhead with a combover. Very tacky. Reflects insincerity as the person is trying to fool you into thinking they have hair and are younger than they are. Worn by dishonest people, such as used-car and bible salesmen, people on infomercials, and by people who don't want to accept the reality that they are getting old.

Examples of the Combover Ringhead include: Woody Harrelson and Bill Murray in "Kingpin".
Father: "Steve!! What the hell did you do to your hair!!?"
Son: "I got a ringhead and there's nothing you can do to change it!! I'm an individual and I can express myself however I want!"
Father: "You idiot. Ringheads are for balding old men."
by James Potts May 28, 2007
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Riggles

A double slap, like mibbies but back around.

A back slap, then a front slap to someone else hand.
You're not an alchoholic! Riggles!
by Joeseph Anderson January 2, 2008
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Rangle the Dangle

The act of hooking up with many guys in a very short amount of time.
Man 1: Dude... Lucy has blown eight guys tonight.

Man 2: Wow. She really knows how to rangle the dangle!
by Weaton Leemour January 12, 2009
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Ringette

Ringette! Its one of the best sports in the world! Its nothing like Hockey.. yes it is on ICE! but yet totally different! Its Faster then hockey! takes more skill then hockey! and is just better! :D There are many rules../pass over the blue lines/ No body checking/ can't go in the crease/ Only three aload past the ringette line form each team!/ Ect... Yes i know its not in the oylimpics.. thats just because it is not WORLDWIDE..(Yet)..but it still is a sport no matter what! A awesome on at that!

Ringette Girls Rock!
-If ringette were EASY they would call it Hokey!
-All i need is ringette!
-I am more then just a pretty face i PLAY Ringette!
by Ringette4Life March 20, 2009
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ringer stinger

a particularly painfull shit, as it leaves your anus ring stinging.
that curry i ate last night was too spicy, i took a ringer stinger this morning.
by leo July 30, 2003
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