Randal

Listless video store clerk from the movie Clerks

Dante Hicks: You ever notice how all the prices end in nine? Damn, that's eerie.
Randal Graves: (reading a magazine) Have you ever wondered how much the average jizz mopper makes per hour?
Dante Hicks: What's a jizz-mopper?
Randal Graves: He's the guy that cleans up the nudie booth after each guy jerks off.
Dante Hicks: Nudie booth?
Randal Graves: Yeah, nudie booth. You've never been in a nudie booth?
Dante Hicks: I guess not.
Randal Graves: Oh, it's great. There's this glass between you and these chicks, and they put on a show for you for like 10 bucks.
Dante Hicks: What kinda show?
(Customer walks up to counter with a bottle of glass cleaner and a roll of paper towels)
Randal Graves: They do the weirdest, craziest shit you like to see chicks do. They insert things into any opening on their body - ANY opening.
Dante Hicks: Could we not talk about this right now?
Randal Graves: The jizz-mopper's job is to clean off the glass after each guy shoots a load. I don't know if you noticed, but cum leaves streaks if you don't clean it right away.
Offended Customer: I will never come to this place again!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry?
Offended Customer: Using filthy language in front of the customers, you both should be fired!
Dante Hicks: I'm sorry, I guess we got carried away.
Offended Customer: I don't know if sorry could make up for it, you've highly offended me.
Randal Graves: Well if you thinks that's offensive, check this out!
(Shows him graphic picture from porn mag)
Randal Graves: I think you can see her kidneys!

by Eric Meecrob July 28, 2006

Randall

The best boyfriend in the world. A Randall is very energetic and random but also has a calm and collective side. Falls in loves easily and is very fun to be around. Extremely handsome and strong.

Girl 1: Who's her new boyfriend?
Girl 2: It's Randall
Girl 1: Oh that would explain why he's so amazing

by XenaRage June 9, 2011

rondale

A fat head ass nigga , but got that bomb dick that'll make a bitch go crazy .

Wow Rondale got a big head but his dick game amazing and I will kill him if he tries to leave me

by Rondale's wife ❤️❤️ August 19, 2017

Randallism

(ran-dul-izm) noun: 1.belief that Randall is greater than all other people. 2. A cult formed by the good people of Bostwana worshiping the total pwnage of Randall over all other forms of life and intelligenge.

The Randallism movement has spread his pwnage all over Southern Africa.

by King Randall July 16, 2008

Randal Octagonapus

This is the son of the villian in The Laser Collection, Dr. Octagonapus. He was the main charecter in The Laser Collection 3. In it he was a detective trying to solve the serial murders. At the end of the episode he learned his father was the murderer. In The Laser Collection 5, his next appearence, he was acsedently murdered by his father.

Dr.- Randal my boy, come get breakfast!
Randal Octagonapus- Hi dad!
Dr.- BLAHHHH!!!! oops...

by AlekAlos November 10, 2011

Randal

A good birb boy.
he hops.
We love Randal

Randol the birb did le hop and now we love le Randal

by Lel no May 20, 2019

nancy randall

A woman beyond a Karen and yells at little kids and chases them down in cars. If you are a Nancy Randall you are a Karen and a Winthrop Mum.

Nancy Randall is a b*tch

by poos in my bum November 3, 2020