rigor morse

Stealing highly classified top secret documents to store in your basement to only share with special leaders from authoritarian countries. Considered espionage or treason

Is it another political bunch of rigor morse to make him look even worse?

by BluWave August 13, 2022

Rigor Balls

Truffle-like nutsacks attached to the ear, stiff and morbid in their age decline.

"Pete's got rigor balls. Hanging from the side of his head."

by ShyCabaret August 13, 2022

rigor mortis

a stupid word nobody understands. shouldnt be on card against insanity who tf would know that whoever made it up is dumb as fuck

what the fuck is rigor mortis

by cumdumpstur November 19, 2022

Rigormortified

Literal meaning: Embarrassed to death

She was beyond humiliation, she was rigormortified

by Isolator8492 December 20, 2024

Rigormortified

Embarrassed to death

She was beyond humiliation, she was rigormortified

by Isolator8492 December 20, 2024

Breaking Rigor

The act of wanking

"sorry can't make it to the beiber gig tonight as I will be breaking Rigor!

by Quim buzzer June 7, 2017

climactic rigor mortis

Also known as C-Rig. It is a mid-sex climactic phenomenon in which a participant reaches orgasm while incurring a series of pleasurable, voluntary, and yet debilitating full body muscular contractions.

The sweet young thing went full climactic rigor mortis on me. I almost had to give her a mouth piece.

by Lord of Thirst January 31, 2020