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Strip Club Resume

Similar to a concert resume, a strip club resume is a complete and comprehensive list of strip clubs one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow strip club goers. This resume lists the establishments, but is even more interesting when it includes names of dancers who caught one's attention or were exceptional at their craft.
My strip club resume so far has 5 clubs and more than 25 strippers listed. May it continue to prosper and grow till I am too poor, or too married, to go.
by suicune456 July 9, 2010
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remumfkulie

a word emily made up when she was high, exclaiming happiness or excitement. sort of like saying "yay." said in some sort of weird accent.
"REMUMFKULIE! i love brownies."
by emilyisreallycool April 6, 2008
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Oh hot dayyum, that dude is so.. REXUAL!
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Rebum

A retired person who watches TV all day, rarely leaves the house and does not contribute to society anymore under the guise of "retirement."

Basically, "retirement" is their excuse to do nothing and give up on life.
My dad, the rebum, has done absolutely nothing but watch TV all day since his retirement.
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The discharge caused by inserting battery acid into ones urethra
Ow. This recumber sure makes my skin smell like an autowash
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resume holder

n. an individual who posts achievements on their vehicle in the form of bumper stickers. Not just one or two, but several stickers/decals commemorating one event just incase the alarming amount of colorful hallmarks goes unnoticed because the masses need to know what this exciting mortal is capable of and what they have achieved.
*Holy shit, did you know Gay Gary was a Marine?
-No way, not that resume holder!
by kool keith nfi September 26, 2007
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Recum

The opposite of pre-cum. This occurs after a man ejaculates. Semen momentarily cumes out in small drizzles for several minutes after primary ejaculation.
I masturbated and ejaculated a couple of minutes ago. I'm now recumming.
by iusrghr June 21, 2009
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