Rebum 

A retired person who watches TV all day, rarely leaves the house and does not contribute to society anymore under the guise of "retirement."

Basically, "retirement" is their excuse to do nothing and give up on life.

My dad, the rebum, has done absolutely nothing but watch TV all day since his retirement.

Rebum by Macphilia June 14, 2009

rebunkits 

Describes circumstances that are unimaginable and unlikely to occur. Any such occurance of the utmost disgust or ridiculousness.

I was absolutely plastered last night and banged out this enourmous bitch with a mustache...my actions were simply rebunkits.

rebunkits by jim blaze February 6, 2007

redbum 

When your bum is irritated and uncomfortable and feels as if it is red. One may find they have a case of 'red bum' is the anus is irritated and almost inflamed.

"Well, darn Larry, last night I was eating burritos and drank about 30-something beers, had redbum all day."

Bum: I'm so sore and embarrassed *cheeks blush*

redbum by Red Bum Jihad August 10, 2013

resume blindness 

When somebody's impressive credentials cause other people to overlook their negative qualities.

I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.

Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?

Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.

Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.

resume blindness by AYYFRON July 5, 2010

resume padding 

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

resume padding by Cheice December 9, 2011

rebuke 

To scold, blame, or criticize in a sharp way. To reprimand.

As for those who persist in sin, rebuke them in the presence of all, so that the rest may stand in fear.

rebuke by SereneKimchi February 27, 2015

Rebubbacan 

A hillbilly-American that comprises the base of the republican party. These folks are known to vote against their best interest, and then complain about things once the GOP is in power.

They are known for low information concerning national issues. Rather, it is the GOP culture issues of Guns, gays, and God that pull them in.

This is the individual that will say the GOP is "limited gubmint", while overlooking the fact that the GOP wants to mandate the outcome of every US pregnancy under penalty of law.

That rebubbacan does not have a pot to piss in, but he thinks that trickle down will benefit him someday.

Rebubbacan by Illegitimate President Trump July 15, 2011