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Reed is a sexy mother fucker he can get any girl he wants. They all like him but he doesn’t know it. He’s tall and hot af.
1: hi. What’s ur name
2: reed
1: I love you want to get married
by Funnystuff December 16, 2019
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lou reed

JESUS.

But, more commonly known as the frontman of the Velvet Underground, a rock and roll pioneer, super...
Lou Reed was essential in the writing of The Velvet Underground's brilliant song, "Heroin" and performed it, as well.
by Nicole January 24, 2005
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Rawed

Rough sex with no condom. Brain-scrambling, will probably give you a limp, a little bit regrettable. Lube can be used but usually isn’t needed.
“I’m gonna go out, get absolutely rawed tonight and worry about consequences later.”
by McLovin September 16, 2018
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regedit

the command used to actavate a windows utilty that can modfy registery

leftovers from incomplete or faild uninstall of program removel spyware or virus can be removed with this tool

or can be used to dramatically improve windows perfomce

this tool should be used with caution
open command promt and now type regedit
by tom May 13, 2005
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Remedial

Used as a stand-in for retarded, this term was coined at Washington College to describe certain members of the student body. The meaning of the word has since widened, to describe anything weird, dumb, or just flat out wrong.
Jack! Your eating out of the hot chocolate powder?! Boie, your remedial!!!
by TheBluEagle86 July 6, 2017
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receding

When the hairline begins to move back due to follicle thinning and loss.
Bruce Willis shaved his hair after his hairline was receding.
by Ariel Flood February 23, 2014
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Brian Reed

1. A shitty writer who couldn't write to save his life.

2. An action that describe the indescribable moment when you'r friend takes a kill from you in a game.

3. A god that will murder you with terrible story narrative.

4. Liam Neeson in disguise because he's on a mission to end Halo and then save Halo from Microsoft.
Ex. 1. Brian Reed ruined Halo 5's Campaign.

Ex. 2. Jason: "I' only need one kill and I get an Unfrigg!"

Freddy: *Steals your kill, gets you killed too because SPNKR Prime*

Jason: "OMFG WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING CUCK! YOU BRIAN REED ME YOU STUPID FAGOT ASS

PUSSY! I WILL EAT YOUR FAMILY!"

Freddy: *Steals your girl. Damn, Freddy is SMOOTH with the children!*

Ex. 3. "LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT WHEN SAMMUS GOT THE D FROM MASTER CHIEF! IT'S AN

UNTOLD STORY OF HALO!"

Ex. 4. He doesn't know who you are. He doesn't know what you want. If Phil Spencer is looking for ransom Liam can tell him that he doesn't have money, but what he does have are a very particular set of skills. Skills he has acquired over a very long career. Skills that make him a nightmare for people like Microsoft Publishing. If Phil lets Halo go now that'll be the end of it. Liam will not look for you, Liam will not pursue you, but if Phil doesn't, Liam will look for you, Liam will find you and Liam will kill you."
by Mr.Krampus March 1, 2017
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