retractile vomiting

The regurgitation of bad information by a low-level functionary that was fed to them by upper management in such a way that can later be plausibly denied by upper management.

Dana Perino's retractile vomiting crap about lost emails again.

by Nathan T. Freeman August 28, 2007

Retractasackaria

If you're a guy and you'v ever taken a dip in a really cold pool, you know exactly what "Retractasackaria" is. For those that need further explanation, your nuts shrivel up like raisins after emerging from cold water. George on Seinfeld referred to it as "shrinkage".

Man that water is cold! If you go in there you'll get retractasackaria!

by Ty Webb May 3, 2004

Retractive

"Retractive" is something or someone who is repulsively unattractive
re + tractive.

That girl is so drunk and ugly that she is retractive.

The way that jerk hit on that girl was retractive.

by Crystal Hart June 26, 2009

retratic reptillian

someone who is extremely stupid and is obsessed with call of duty, the word is simply a mix of retrat and reptile.

"You retratic reptillian! You played cod without asking!"
"Sorry that I'm amazing and I already prestiged."

by meepmeepmushmush January 16, 2010

Retazine

An utterly pointless magazine that would only be read by retards

'Dude, are you stupid? that's a retazine!'

by McLeanCooper May 18, 2010

retractuncle

A. When you unconsciously plagiarize an urban dictionary slang, a song, or a concept; exhaustively search the databases to confirm that your's is indeed the original, and publish said slang, song, or concept prematurely.

B. To coin a new synonym.

1. Did you really think that idiot who thought "logocop" was her/his own creation stood a chance against the venerable "logo gestapo"? Retractuncle that @#!@

2. to moderate is the the retractuncle of to calm down.

by Reliable Guide September 8, 2010

Retrezvous

(1) A meeting with someone in your past, at a location significant to you both; or (2) A secret meeting with an ex, pretty much for horizontal recreation

This word also has the added benefit of a strong linguistic alignment with 'deja vu' (hey, I've been here before...)

"Hi Claire, I know it's been a while, but I have to see you again. Please? I won't tell Amy if you don't tell Brad - can we have a little retrezvous at that hotel we used to go to in the city?"

by bill cauliflower August 13, 2016