anal retentive

Person who retains what should be dispelled from there bowels. Then with nowhere else to go, backs up and runs out there MOUTH.

Quit tocking you anal retentive bastard, your getting shit all over place.

by R. Brollier July 6, 2005

Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!

by kyssable1 January 11, 2009

Rejexting

Rejexting - Sending another person a hookup text and getting a solid no.

me- alright. can i be honest?
her- you want me? i know
me- hahah shut up loser. act like you dont want me
her- nope.

Dude, I was wasted Sexted jennifer to come over, she texted "im in bed with someone"
Talk about rejexting..

by Eddie Mountain June 11, 2010

anal retentive

Bitchy or of being a bitch

Fuck she is so anal retentive today.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Semen Retention

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by JJ012 June 5, 2013

Anal Retentive

1. Term to describe someone who can't take a shit.

2. Someone who is constipated.

"God, Tim is totally anal retentive."
"Yeah dude he hasn't taken a dump in weeks."

by Hodge329.1 May 17, 2009

anal retentive

1. Childishly immature person fixated on (his/her own) feces.

2. Childishly immature person scared to have a shit for fear of losing some valuable part of the body. By extension, scared to throw out/delete/ any part of his/her possessions. Not to be confused with Control Freak.

That anal retentive bitch won't let her kids go anywhere.

My supervisor's such an anal retentive -- he keeps dragging up everyone's mistakes.

by gordon451 July 12, 2003