Remote location

Common location for remote controls of televisions, DVD players, etc. far away from human population

"Hey, where’s the remote?"

"Oh, it’s probably in a remote location somewhere in Australia, you’re never going to find it"

by Dhr25 April 22, 2013

Remote Learning

A piece of shit alternative to in-person learning and the fact that colleges won't reduce the tuition even a little bit is obscene.

It's a fucking joke and there will probably be a reckoning for universities once COVID-19 is alleviated.

College is so rewarding and engaging in-person, but remote learning fucking sucks and students are sick of getting ripped off!

by Soul_Driver March 4, 2021

remote viewing

Staring at the remote control wondering why the TV won't turn on.

I spent the last ten minutes remote viewing and missed the start of my favorite show.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

remote hog

A person who will change the channel ever 5 seconds.

remote hog- Give me the remote you going to fast.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc

Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.

by kingofgeats July 20, 2010

Remote wrestling

When two people decide the station choice on the tv by wrestling over the remote control.

"Hey bro, stick HBO on Game of Thrones is about to start"
"Not until I've finished watching this"
"Right then, remote wrestling to decide!!!"

by Xamol July 14, 2017

remote year

A stupid group of mostly American entitled douchbags (they call themselves digital nomads) who travel around the world for 1 year to post basic Instagram pics and hook up with naive local girls. The reason for this is they are all sad losers who can’t get anybody at home. They do nothing to improve their society at home and bring their trash entitled attitude to the local countries, thinking everybody has to serve and respect them. Usually have white god complex and think they are hot shit. Most have a laptop job in IT or design and work 2 hours everyday at cafe, ordering overpriced coffee and avocado toasts. Occasionally go on Tinder dates and ask to split the bill.

Rick: Hey is that a new Remote Year guy?
Morty: Yeah sick basic loser who overpays to travel cos he’s too lonely all the time

by notafoool December 24, 2019