Remote location

Common location for remote controls of televisions, DVD players, etc. far away from human population

"Hey, where’s the remote?"

"Oh, it’s probably in a remote location somewhere in Australia, you’re never going to find it"

by Dhr25 April 22, 2013

Remote Learning

A piece of shit alternative to in-person learning and the fact that colleges won't reduce the tuition even a little bit is obscene.

It's a fucking joke and there will probably be a reckoning for universities once COVID-19 is alleviated.

College is so rewarding and engaging in-person, but remote learning fucking sucks and students are sick of getting ripped off!

by Soul_Driver March 4, 2021

remote viewing

Staring at the remote control wondering why the TV won't turn on.

I spent the last ten minutes remote viewing and missed the start of my favorite show.

by Emerson Crossjostle March 10, 2013

remote hog

A person who will change the channel ever 5 seconds.

remote hog- Give me the remote you going to fast.

by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014

bad remote

You know how you have to press a button really hard on a bad TV remote.

While having sex with a girl in the doggie style position, you press her butthole with your thumb like it is a button on a bad remote.

Guy 1: I gave that chick from the bar the bad remote last night.

Guy 2: The bad remote?

Guy 1: While nailing her doggie style I was pressing her butthole with my thumb like a bad remote!

by AC #9 November 27, 2011

Verbal Remote

Having control, or perceived control, of the TV remote even though you aren't in possession of it.

Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."

Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"

by kejo66 April 9, 2010

remote-ability

Level to which a job or task can be performed off-site or at home.

The leadership team was discussing the remote-ability of all positions in the office and reached the conclusion that only half could be performed from home.

by Yet man May 12, 2020