recturnal emissions

A nocturnal bowel movement induced by dreaming about having a bowel movement.

Recturnal emissions: it's pretty much self-explanatory.

by kenniker March 24, 2010

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relationship revision

When one partner of a past relationship adds more to the significance of the connection than was actually there.

George, seeing Jenna 10 years after high school, succumbs to relationship revision, embarrassing both himself and his erstwhile crush.

George: Wow! Its great to see you again, Jenna! I've thought about you alot over the years....how we really had something going back in high school.

Jenna (quizzical): We went to high school together??

by Veranda Collingwood October 18, 2010

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revision

a synonym meaning that you will spend the next few hours facebook stalking. can also mean that you will be on facebook chat, or commenting aimlessly on peoples facebook status's, photos and taking quiz's that tell you you will get an a* anyway.

student one: hows revision going?
student two: facebook.

by Kushkathecat May 27, 2009

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Double-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Triple-Dip Recession, which involves insertion into the mouth as well.

"We had so many financial problems after I lost my job, I had to give her a Double-Dip Recession until I cummed in her arse"

by arransc April 13, 2013

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