A rare condition that occurs when the lower end of the large intestine (the rectum) slips outside the anus.
Whereas there is no known cause of ass hanging disease, there are risk factors that are believed to increase the chances of experiencing inside out ass.
Risk factors include-
Child BIrth-
Straining While Having a Bowel Movement (Not confirmed, but most people experience the prolapse while straining.)-
Chronic Constipation-
Rough Anal Play-(AKA non-consensual sex, or not preparing enough)
Taco Bell.
Symptoms would be well...you would fucking know if your ass was fucked up.
Whereas there is no known cause of ass hanging disease, there are risk factors that are believed to increase the chances of experiencing inside out ass.
Risk factors include-
Child BIrth-
Straining While Having a Bowel Movement (Not confirmed, but most people experience the prolapse while straining.)-
Chronic Constipation-
Rough Anal Play-(AKA non-consensual sex, or not preparing enough)
Taco Bell.
Symptoms would be well...you would fucking know if your ass was fucked up.
My Number One God Damn Fear Is Rectal Prolapse
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Literally no one asked for this but then again who the fuck asked for Logan Paul
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Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"
Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."
Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"
Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"
Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."
Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"
Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"
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Get the auto cat rectal mug.SPECIES - Redtards are a group of carnivorous homo sapiens in the genus Mullet family. They reside in the southern USA, are highly territorial, prefer open grassland, high fructose corn syrup and have an inverted mathematical relationship between their years of education and the number of offspring they bear.
CULTURE - Redtards subscribe to the notions: the repetition of unsupportable concepts inherently transforms them into fact and “if Jesus said it, da-gummit, dats bowt good 'nuf fer us”. Redtards tend to hide from the light in FoxNews holes and can be identified roaming the woodlands chanting arcane war cries of "drill baby drill" as a solution to the global energy crisis and believe that the recent frost in their hayfield invalidates the irrefutable science of global warming.
MARKINGS - The markings of this species are the absence of teeth, barb wire tattoos or the billowing of red/white/blue fabric planted in front of their trailer dwellings. Borderline Redtards can validate their inclusion if they have more than one Jeff Foxworthy box set, and can deadeye three of five tin cans with standard gauge buck shot from a distance of four Camaros or more.
MATINGS - Redtards tend to mate within two degrees of their immediate genealogy, preferring to do so in four-wheel drive vehicles with mounted weaponry. This species, long believed to be headed toward extinction, is instead propagating at an unprecedented pace and thereby poses an immediate threat to the universe.
CULTURE - Redtards subscribe to the notions: the repetition of unsupportable concepts inherently transforms them into fact and “if Jesus said it, da-gummit, dats bowt good 'nuf fer us”. Redtards tend to hide from the light in FoxNews holes and can be identified roaming the woodlands chanting arcane war cries of "drill baby drill" as a solution to the global energy crisis and believe that the recent frost in their hayfield invalidates the irrefutable science of global warming.
MARKINGS - The markings of this species are the absence of teeth, barb wire tattoos or the billowing of red/white/blue fabric planted in front of their trailer dwellings. Borderline Redtards can validate their inclusion if they have more than one Jeff Foxworthy box set, and can deadeye three of five tin cans with standard gauge buck shot from a distance of four Camaros or more.
MATINGS - Redtards tend to mate within two degrees of their immediate genealogy, preferring to do so in four-wheel drive vehicles with mounted weaponry. This species, long believed to be headed toward extinction, is instead propagating at an unprecedented pace and thereby poses an immediate threat to the universe.
Glen Beck is such a redtard! He said that the recent snow in his front yard must be "global cooling" because global warming is a scam.
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